The Pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in another race and it won again.
The local paper headline read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
the publicity that he ordered the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE...
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and
misery. . . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have a nice day!
dtucker300 wrote:
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in another race and it won again.
The local paper headline read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
the publicity that he ordered the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE...
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and
misery. . . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have a nice day!
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Out freaking standing, dtucker! Lol
dtucker300 wrote:
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in another race and it won again.
The local paper headline read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
the publicity that he ordered the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE...
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and
misery. . . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have a nice day!
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This reminds me of a Hank Williams Jr/Willie Nelson song...
...I think I'll post it.
Thanks!
dtucker300 wrote:
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in another race and it won again.
The local paper headline read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
the publicity that he ordered the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE...
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and
misery. . . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have a nice day!
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race br and it ... (
show quote)
Another great one DT! Thanks!
dtucker300 wrote:
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in another race and it won again.
The local paper headline read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
the publicity that he ordered the Pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE...
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and
misery. . . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Have a nice day!
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It seems to me that Bishop wasn't very bright. He should've been mad at the publisher of that newspaper for printing those misleading headlines.
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