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A male fairy tale
May 12, 2020 16:57:04   #
Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana
 
A MALE FAIRY TALE



Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,

"Will you marry me?"

The Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles

and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished

and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age

and drank whiskey and beer and never heard bitching

and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and

kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and

blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work,

and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell,

and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.

The End


Told you it was a Fairy Tale!

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May 12, 2020 17:25:20   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
Peaver Bogart wrote:
A MALE FAIRY TALE



Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,

"Will you marry me?"

The Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles

and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished

and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age

and drank whiskey and beer and never heard bitching

and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and

kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and

blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work,

and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell,

and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.

The End


Told you it was a Fairy Tale!
A MALE FAIRY TALE br br br br Once upon a time... (show quote)



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May 12, 2020 17:35:32   #
PeterS
 
Peaver Bogart wrote:
A MALE FAIRY TALE



Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,

"Will you marry me?"

The Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles

and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished

and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age

and drank whiskey and beer and never heard bitching

and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and

kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and

blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work,

and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell,

and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.

The End


Told you it was a Fairy Tale!
A MALE FAIRY TALE br br br br Once upon a time... (show quote)

Funny and oddly so true...

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May 12, 2020 20:51:34   #
Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana
 
To Wolf counselor,


I like your little guy. He makes me laugh every time I see him.


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May 13, 2020 17:25:47   #
Mike Easterday
 
Good lesson , should be taught at ab 5th grade.

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May 14, 2020 03:20:17   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Peaver Bogart wrote:
A MALE FAIRY TALE



Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,

"Will you marry me?"

The Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles

and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished

and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age

and drank whiskey and beer and never heard bitching

and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and

kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and

blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work,

and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell,

and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.

The End


Told you it was a Fairy Tale!
A MALE FAIRY TALE br br br br Once upon a time... (show quote)



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