A MALE FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles
and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished
and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age
and drank whiskey and beer and never heard bitching
and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and
kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and
blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work,
and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell,
and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.
The End
Told you it was a Fairy Tale!
Peaver Bogart wrote:
A MALE FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles
and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished
and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age
and drank whiskey and beer and never heard bitching
and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and
kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and
blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work,
and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell,
and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.
The End
Told you it was a Fairy Tale!
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Funny and oddly so true...
To Wolf counselor,
I like your little guy. He makes me laugh every time I see him.
Good lesson , should be taught at ab 5th grade.
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