An ultra-patriotic woman decides one day to get a couple of tattoos. She decided on a bust of George Washington on one inner (upper) thigh, and a bust of Abe Lincoln on the other. Excited as can be, she waited lying on her bed 'til her husband got home, eager as can be to show her new tats to him. Hours later, after being way overserved at the local pub, he stumbles into the bedroom to see his wife laying naked and spread eagle on their bed. Pointing to her two new tattoos which she is so proud of, she playfully asks, "Honey, do you recognize these two guys?" Her husband gets closer, squints his eyes and finally replies, "No..... but the one in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson." :)
GoCubs wrote:
An ultra-patriotic woman decides one day to get a couple of tattoos. She decided on a bust of George Washington on one inner (upper) thigh, and a bust of Abe Lincoln on the other. Excited as can be, she waited lying on her bed 'til her husband got home, eager as can be to show her new tats to him. Hours later, after being way overserved at the local pub, he stumbles into the bedroom to see his wife laying naked and spread eagle on their bed. Pointing to her two new tattoos which she is so proud of, she playfully asks, "Honey, do you recognize these two guys?" Her husband gets closer, squints and finally replies, "No..... but the one in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson." :)
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That's pretty funny! Thanks!
GoCubs wrote:
An ultra-patriotic woman decides one day to get a couple of tattoos. She decided on a bust of George Washington on one inner (upper) thigh, and a bust of Abe Lincoln on the other. Excited as can be, she waited lying on her bed 'til her husband got home, eager as can be to show her new tats to him. Hours later, after being way overserved at the local pub, he stumbles into the bedroom to see his wife laying naked and spread eagle on their bed. Pointing to her two new tattoos which she is so proud of, she playfully asks, "Honey, do you recognize these two guys?" Her husband gets closer, squints and finally replies, "No..... but the one in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson." :)
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Chuckle... Didn't see it coming
GoCubs wrote:
An ultra-patriotic woman decides one day to get a couple of tattoos. She decided on a bust of George Washington on one inner (upper) thigh, and a bust of Abe Lincoln on the other. Excited as can be, she waited lying on her bed 'til her husband got home, eager as can be to show her new tats to him. Hours later, after being way overserved at the local pub, he stumbles into the bedroom to see his wife laying naked and spread eagle on their bed. Pointing to her two new tattoos which she is so proud of, she playfully asks, "Honey, do you recognize these two guys?" Her husband gets closer, squints his eyes and finally replies, "No..... but the one in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson." :)
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yeah, the waxing salons are closed.
Yep, if your gal ain't waxing, then you know she wasn't doing it for you.
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Yep, if your gal ain't waxing, then you know she wasn't doing it for you.
Lmao. Truer words were never spoken!
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