Isolation observations
Apr 14, 2020 12:38:50 #
Isolation observations
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Homeschooling is going well. Two students suspended for fighting and One teacher fired for drinking on the job.
I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Living room.
Personal Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
Better 6' apart than 6' under!!
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Homeschooling is going well. Two students suspended for fighting and One teacher fired for drinking on the job.
I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Living room.
Personal Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
Better 6' apart than 6' under!!
Apr 14, 2020 14:02:00 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
eagleye13 wrote:
Isolation observations br br Half of us are going... (show quote)
Love the personal ad!!!
Apr 15, 2020 13:19:28 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
eagleye13 wrote:
Isolation observations br br Half of us are going... (show quote)
Sounds like some one is have fun when do we get some 
Apr 15, 2020 14:18:21 #
Apr 15, 2020 22:52:27 #
eagleye13: Truly the best...Isolation Observations.....YOU ARE THE KING OF COMEDY! SEND US MORE!
This is what the world needs now...not bashing and hate...
This is what the world needs now...not bashing and hate...
Apr 15, 2020 22:57:51 #
DM wrote:
eagleye13: Truly the best...Isolation Observations.....YOU ARE THE KING OF COMEDY! SEND US MORE!
This is what the world needs now...not bashing and hate...
This is what the world needs now...not bashing and hate...
My wife says that at 6 feet my breath doesn't stink.
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