A man goes to a female dentist
Apr 13, 2020 14:45:41 #
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthesia shot. "No way, no needles! I hate needles!" the man exclaimed.
So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!
The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill. "No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."
So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them. "What are those?" he asked. "Viagra," she replied.
"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer." "It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, "I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!
The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill. "No," he says, "I'm fine with pills."
So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them. "What are those?" he asked. "Viagra," she replied.
"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer." "It doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."
Apr 13, 2020 15:52:53 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth ext... (show quote)
What else is on an old sailor's mind
Apr 13, 2020 16:12:54 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Oldsailor65 wrote:
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth ext... (show quote)
That's an oldie but it is still funny.
Apr 14, 2020 11:39:45 #
trashbaum wrote:
What else is on an old sailor's mind
Not a lot. Grins.
Apr 14, 2020 12:03:51 #
EN Submarine Qualified wrote:
Not a lot. Grins.
I guess this is the problem, Its always only on your mind.
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