I am self-quarantined and have been for at least 2 weeks. Feels like months.
We are self-quarantined and have been for at least 2 weeks. Feels like months. I've finished a quilt top that I'm making for a friend; cleaned both refrigerators; sorted through my closet. Then I heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!
MR Mister wrote:
We are self-quarantined and have been for at least 2 weeks. Feels like months. I've finished a quilt top that I'm making for a friend; cleaned both refrigerators; sorted through my closet. Then I heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!
We are self-quarantined and have been for at least... (
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It sounds like you will soon have to restock your bottled inventory.
MR Mister wrote:
We are self-quarantined and have been for at least 2 weeks. Feels like months. I've finished a quilt top that I'm making for a friend; cleaned both refrigerators; sorted through my closet. Then I heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!
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Good luck with your hangover tomorrow.
MR Mister wrote:
We are self-quarantined and have been for at least 2 weeks. Feels like months. I've finished a quilt top that I'm making for a friend; cleaned both refrigerators; sorted through my closet. Then I heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!
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I sent this out to my email list thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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