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What Causes Arthritis?
Mar 29, 2020 12:05:45   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
What Causes Arthritis?


A man smelling of booze and cigarettes sat down on a subway next to a priest. His tie was stained, there was red lipstick on his collar and face and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by loose living, consorting with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned", then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The man answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope suffers from it."

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Mar 29, 2020 12:54:16   #
bahmer
 
eagleye13 wrote:
What Causes Arthritis?


A man smelling of booze and cigarettes sat down on a subway next to a priest. His tie was stained, there was red lipstick on his collar and face and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by loose living, consorting with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned", then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The man answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope suffers from it."

MORAL:

Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.
What Causes Arthritis? br br br A man smelling o... (show quote)


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Mar 29, 2020 13:01:56   #
Carol Kelly
 
eagleye13 wrote:
What Causes Arthritis?


A man smelling of booze and cigarettes sat down on a subway next to a priest. His tie was stained, there was red lipstick on his collar and face and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by loose living, consorting with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned", then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The man answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope suffers from it."

MORAL:

Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.
What Causes Arthritis? br br br A man smelling o... (show quote)


That’s hilarious. Thank you. We all need a laugh about now.

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Mar 29, 2020 13:19:26   #
saltwind78
 
eagleye13 wrote:
What Causes Arthritis?


A man smelling of booze and cigarettes sat down on a subway next to a priest. His tie was stained, there was red lipstick on his collar and face and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by loose living, consorting with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned", then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The man answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope suffers from it."

MORAL:

Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.
What Causes Arthritis? br br br A man smelling o... (show quote)


ha ha

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Mar 29, 2020 13:33:50   #
Lonewolf
 
eagleye13 wrote:
What Causes Arthritis?


A man smelling of booze and cigarettes sat down on a subway next to a priest. His tie was stained, there was red lipstick on his collar and face and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by loose living, consorting with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned", then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The man answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope suffers from it."

MORAL:

Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.
What Causes Arthritis? br br br A man smelling o... (show quote)


I didn't see that comeing thanks

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Mar 29, 2020 13:44:51   #
son of witless
 
eagleye13 wrote:
What Causes Arthritis?


A man smelling of booze and cigarettes sat down on a subway next to a priest. His tie was stained, there was red lipstick on his collar and face and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by loose living, consorting with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned", then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The man answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope suffers from it."

MORAL:

Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.
What Causes Arthritis? br br br A man smelling o... (show quote)


Arthur Ritus only fears Ben Gay.

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Mar 30, 2020 06:05:36   #
Big dog
 
eagleye13 wrote:
What Causes Arthritis?


A man smelling of booze and cigarettes sat down on a subway next to a priest. His tie was stained, there was red lipstick on his collar and face and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by loose living, consorting with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned", then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The man answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope suffers from it."

MORAL:

Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.
What Causes Arthritis? br br br A man smelling o... (show quote)


👍👍🤣😆🤪

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Mar 30, 2020 10:11:01   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
son of witless wrote:
Arthur Ritus only fears Ben Gay.


BTW.
Can anyone remember a Pope that was not obese?
They must eat well on the hog.

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Mar 30, 2020 16:40:26   #
DM
 
eagleye13: That is WAY too good! Love it. Reminds me of the guy who went to the grocery store and
wore a mask and gloves. He came home and very upset. Seems the others had their clothes on also....Or
the guy who used his arms, his elbow, his feet to open the door at the rest room...to flush the toilet
used his feet to open the door...and walked to his table at the restaurant and he forgot to pull up
his pants. WE NEED THIS HUMOR IN THIS ROTTENT TIME OF THIS AWFUL VIRUS. WE WILL SURVIVE!

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Mar 30, 2020 18:57:04   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
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you should bring that over to FS bahm

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Mar 30, 2020 20:50:13   #
son of witless
 
eagleye13 wrote:
BTW.
Can anyone remember a Pope that was not obese?
They must eat well on the hog.


Was that Polish Pope very fat ? John Paul II.

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Mar 31, 2020 09:05:31   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
son of witless wrote:
Was that Polish Pope very fat ? John Paul II.


Died 2 April 2005 (aged 84)
We will have to dig him up and weigh him.
https://r.search.yahoo.com/_ylt=AwrDQquIP4NeDkoA9k8PxQt.;_ylu=X3oDMTByOHZyb21tBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzcg--/RV=2/RE=1585688584/RO=10/RU=https%3a%2f%2fen.wikipedia.org%2fwiki%2fPope_John_Paul_II/RK=2/RS=_ZWHbgJs8b40PSI9.r0UqCcCxWo-

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Mar 31, 2020 09:18:25   #
son of witless
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Died 2 April 2005 (aged 84)
We will have to dig him up and weigh him.
https://r.search.yahoo.com/_ylt=AwrDQquIP4NeDkoA9k8PxQt.;_ylu=X3oDMTByOHZyb21tBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzcg--/RV=2/RE=1585688584/RO=10/RU=https%3a%2f%2fen.wikipedia.org%2fwiki%2fPope_John_Paul_II/RK=2/RS=_ZWHbgJs8b40PSI9.r0UqCcCxWo-


It is funny. I found his height which was 5'10". I cannot find anything about his weight. The pictures I have viewed show him to not have been Obese.

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