The New Social Distancing Pickup Lines
Mar 26, 2020 19:41:10 #
Mar 26, 2020 20:16:18 #
Mar 26, 2020 20:21:39 #
TexaCan
Loc: Homeward Bound!
Parky60 wrote:
The New Social Distancing Pickup Lines:
Boy! Do I need some Prince Charming! He is sure hard to find!😂
My husband would even enjoy getting his hands on Prince Charming!
Mar 26, 2020 20:26:27 #
Parky60 wrote:
The New Social Distancing Pickup Lines:
Cute~~~☺️
Mar 26, 2020 20:35:46 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Parky60 wrote:
The New Social Distancing Pickup Lines:
Warped but very funny nevertheless.
Mar 26, 2020 21:16:01 #
TexaCan wrote:
Boy! Do I need some Prince Charming! He is sure hard to find!😂
My husband would even enjoy getting his hands on Prince Charming!
My husband would even enjoy getting his hands on Prince Charming!
Perhaps you are unaware of my efforts to address this crisis. I have put forth two solutions. The first, admittedly, has not gained the traction I had hoped for. I tentatively called this one NO TOILET PAPER? NO PROBLEM!
In an attempt to broaden the appeal of an alternative to skimping on toilet paper, I came up with another idea which may well prove to be a trend setter among the faux sophisticates I call it
"RUSTIC BIDET"
Mar 26, 2020 21:27:34 #
Parky60 wrote:
The New Social Distancing Pickup Lines:
All great...
Stay strong Parky...
God bless...
Mar 27, 2020 00:14:42 #
Parky60 wrote:
The New Social Distancing Pickup Lines:
And my all time favorite ~ Have you had anything stuck up your nose lately? OK, it didn't work for me.
Mar 27, 2020 08:21:24 #
TexaCan
Loc: Homeward Bound!
Smedley_buzkill wrote:
Perhaps you are unaware of my efforts to address this crisis. I have put forth two solutions. The first, admittedly, has not gained the traction I had hoped for. I tentatively called this one NO TOILET PAPER? NO PROBLEM!
In an attempt to broaden the appeal of an alternative to skimping on toilet paper, I came up with another idea which may well prove to be a trend setter among the faux sophisticates I call it
"RUSTIC BIDET"
In an attempt to broaden the appeal of an alternative to skimping on toilet paper, I came up with another idea which may well prove to be a trend setter among the faux sophisticates I call it
"RUSTIC BIDET"
Oh! My goodness! 😂😂. I can’t figure out where all the toilet paper has gone! I think it’s the Aliens! LOL!
You males have the ol’ tried and true shake it off.......I have now added one more step of potty etiquette for females.........bounce it off and then use only 2 squares of TP !
Mar 27, 2020 08:51:30 #
TexaCan wrote:
Oh! My goodness! 😂😂. I can’t figure out where all the toilet paper has gone! I think it’s the Aliens! LOL!
You males have the ol’ tried and true shake it off.......I have now added one more step of potty etiquette for females.........bounce it off and then use only 2 squares of TP !
You males have the ol’ tried and true shake it off.......I have now added one more step of potty etiquette for females.........bounce it off and then use only 2 squares of TP !
TMI Texas Can ~ you had better be gearing up for a Texas type Bar-b-que next Spring and we can celebrate 4 more years. I'll even help you with the guest list. And everyone will be required to wear their "username badge". I'll help you with the cookin' especially those specialty delights designed for the Progs....if we have any. Did you not mention a bbq a while back????
Mar 27, 2020 10:38:36 #
Mar 27, 2020 12:22:22 #
TexaCan wrote:
Oh! My goodness! 😂😂. I can’t figure out where all the toilet paper has gone! I think it’s the Aliens! LOL!
You males have the ol’ tried and true shake it off.......I have now added one more step of potty etiquette for females.........bounce it off and then use only 2 squares of TP !
You males have the ol’ tried and true shake it off.......I have now added one more step of potty etiquette for females.........bounce it off and then use only 2 squares of TP !
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mar 28, 2020 01:17:46 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
Parky60 wrote:
The New Social Distancing Pickup Lines:
I thought my generation had some doozy pick up lines but pandemic pick up lines boy am I getting old
Mar 28, 2020 08:19:26 #
bggamers wrote:
I thought my generation had some doozy pick up lines but pandemic pick up lines boy am I getting old
Everyone is a wallflower now.
Mar 28, 2020 10:54:34 #
TexaCan
Loc: Homeward Bound!
fullspinzoo wrote:
TMI Texas Can ~ you had better be gearing up for a Texas type Bar-b-que next Spring and we can celebrate 4 more years. I'll even help you with the guest list. And everyone will be required to wear their "username badge". I'll help you with the cookin' especially those specialty delights designed for the Progs....if we have any. Did you not mention a bbq a while back????
No it wasn’t me! But! There is absolutely nothing better than a Texas BBQ!
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