Smedley_buzkill wrote:
Perhaps you are unaware of my efforts to address this crisis. I have put forth two solutions. The first, admittedly, has not gained the traction I had hoped for. I tentatively called this one NO TOILET PAPER? NO PROBLEM!
In an attempt to broaden the appeal of an alternative to skimping on toilet paper, I came up with another idea which may well prove to be a trend setter among the faux sophisticates I call it
"RUSTIC BIDET"
Oh! My goodness! 😂😂. I can’t figure out where all the toilet paper has gone! I think it’s the Aliens! LOL!
You males have the ol’ tried and true shake it off.......I have now added one more step of potty etiquette for females.........bounce it off and then use only 2 squares of TP !