Oldsailor65 wrote:
25th Anniversary
On their way home after celebrating their 25th anniversary, she thanks him for a wonderful evening. "Oh. it's not over yet", says the husband. Once in the house, he gives her a little black velvet box. She opens it in anticipation, "But what are these two little pills?"
"Aspirin", says he.
"But I don't have a headache," she says.
"There you are, I told you the evening wasn't over yet!"
An Alfred Hitchcock happy ending.
Good one, thank you.