I was extra careful: I was extra careful I went to the bathroom in a restaurant and I opened the door with my elbow, flushed with my foot, turned the water on with a tissue, used my...

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

I was extra careful

I went to the bathroom in a restaurant and I opened the door with my elbow, flushed with my foot, turned the water on with a tissue, used my elbow again to open the door. When I returned to my table I realized I had forgotten to pull up my pants.

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

That's not so bad. Last weekend I watched a lady come out of the rest room. She used so much TP, some got stuck in her panties. There was this long string of fresh TP trailing behind her. Started a riot as 37 women fought over parts of it.

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

Oldsailor65 wrote:

I was extra careful

I went to the bathroom in a restaurant and I opened the door with my elbow, flushed with my foot, turned the water on with a tissue, used my elbow again to open the door. When I returned to my table I realized I had forgotten to pull up my pants.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

LogicallyRight wrote:

That's not so bad. Last weekend I watched a lady come out of the rest room. She used so much TP, some got stuck in her panties. There was this long string of fresh TP trailing behind her. Started a riot as 37 women fought over parts of it.

Odd.. It's usually men fighting over "tail"

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Oldsailor65 wrote:

I was extra careful

I went to the bathroom in a restaurant and I opened the door with my elbow, flushed with my foot, turned the water on with a tissue, used my elbow again to open the door. When I returned to my table I realized I had forgotten to pull up my pants.

I use salad tongs to hold my peter and a paint roller to wipe my butt, you know, with an abundance of caution.

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

I still wash my hands before I touch that. And after.

dtucker300 Loc: Vista, CA

LogicallyRight wrote:

I still wash my hands before I touch that. And after.

That's what you are supposed to do according to Dr. Ruth. Your hands are much dirtier before you go.

LogicallyRight Loc: Chicago

Thanks. Now I'm even more likely to do that. Especially with this new Carona Virus. And hand sanitizer too. I'd hate to see that poor little bastard coughing and sneezing.

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

LogicallyRight wrote:

Thanks. Now I'm even more likely to do that. Especially with this new Carona Virus. And hand sanitizer too. I'd hate to see that poor little bastard coughing and sneezing.

Mine didn't have a 'cold" since visiting Subic Bay in 68, must'a been the Subic Virus.