jimahrens Loc: California

And if he was ten still makes him 8 years older than you.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Actually, no. I'm 50. I have done farm work, worked cattle, and trained horses for the better part of my life. It aint easy, but it feeds your snobby ass!! You think your filet mignon grows at the grocery store?
Someone...many someones have to bust their ass in order for you to be able to walk into a store, or butcher, stick your snobby nose in the air, and make your demands!! And you are the tolerant one who appreciates people, and where they come from.
GET A JOB!!!!!!!!!

jimahrens Loc: California

This guy is not worth the time of day. He is not capable of understanding the concept of work. Because if he did he would have a whole new train of thought. Instead of being a blood sucker.

Artemis

forget grammar and spelling, can clean the jon, do dishes, laundry and car pool :thumbup: :lol:

angery american Loc: Georgia

The description of a perfect wife for Brien Devon......DEAF and DUMB...BLIND...Nymphomaniac........That's why he is so...F....D up.....Lots of practice.. :lol:

jimahrens Loc: California

Just when I think you have reached your lowest level of intelligence you surprise me. You are completely lacking in any intelligence what soever.

rhomin57 Loc: Far Northern CA.

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AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Let us return to Brian's college days. Cue film at the local college tavern.

Brian sees a set of large breasts and wide hips. Brian says, aha, meets two of my requirements. He then slithers up and says,,"What's your political party?" She responds, "Republican." Brian slithers away. It is doubtful Brian can tell any of us what his wife looks like, except from her shoulders to her thighs. We do know she is an Progressive Democratic who loves cuddly, malleable animals. She has a cat, a dog and Brian.
:lol: :roll:

dtremaine Loc: Escondido,CA

I try to resist replying to guys like Bryan Devon because I discern he has taken a class in anthropology and decided he didn't need any more instruction. In any case, his college education didn't go very far and he must have dropped out. His snide remarks about Republicans, and women leads one to think he lacks a great deal of testosterone, however, we are supposed tolerate this type of person. He obviously feels that Liberal Progressive Socialists will win in 2016. Republicans have been resisting this trend because it has never succeeded in any country and will fail in all that have attempted it. Europe, less than 60 years. Russia since 1917, China less than 50 years. The USA about 5 years.

Brian Devon

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AuntiE,
I will say this, when I was in college I never had the displeasure to meet a locked and loaded neo-confederate woman with slick and duplicitous southern "charm".
Many men find these Janus-faced creatures appealing, in the same way as they would enjoy mint juleps garnished with poison ivy.

Here is something for you AuntiE, to stick up on your refrigerator. I remembered that you don't like dirty words but are more than all right with dirty deeds. I kept it clean for your "sensitivities".

Things NEVER said by Southerners (unknown author).

1. Duct tape won't fix that
2. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken
3. We don't keep firearms in the house.
4. You can't feed that to the dog.
5. The kids can't ride in the back of the pickup--it's just not safe.
6. Do you think my gut is too big?
7. We could just share a small bag of pork rinds.
8. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
9. Is there anything in this restaurant that's NOT fried?
10. Checkmate

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Brian Devon

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Brian Devon

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vernon

yes and she hates it when he manages to get it up.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Brian, your offer of a posting for my refrigerator is so kind. I am unable to accept. The only things allowed on my refrigerator are the photo of the sun setting into the Pacific, taken from the infinity pool in Ohau, and The Blue Angels overflight during Fleet Week in San Francisco.

I must comment on duct tape. You might wish to refrain from denigration of such around any solider who recently served in our military. During my participation in a group supporting a military group, the most requested item was duct tape. Second most requested was beef jerky. As credit is always due to businesses who are supportive of these efforts, the manager of my closest Costco gave us a discount on both. If memory serves, we sent fifty rolls of duct tape and a fifty double bags of beef jerky. It would be difficult for me to believe it was only southern military personnel who used duct tape.

engaged Loc: New York City and Broward County Florida

Brian Devon wrote:

Humans through the centuries have been subject to intense evolutionary pressures.

Historically human women selected for males who were strong enough to protect home and hearth.

Men selected for women with features of fertility (full breasts, child bearing size hips). Men historically did not seek out anorexic women whose actual gauntness would mean that she did not have regular periods. Contemporary high fashion models, with their sunken faces, and sunken chests and wan appearance were hardly the rage.

An interesting thing, though, pre-historic women did not select for the men who were apex aggressors with the most testosterone. Those guys were guilty of too much of a good thing. Too much aggressive instinct could lead to the abuse and killing of helpless offspring.

American women have learned to eschew their wooing by men from the planet of the apes, men like the Bunkerville morons in the Nevada desert. There are always a few stupid women who don't think they deserve better. However most American women have better self-esteem than to think that way.

In the modern age, modern women less and less want the knuckledraggers. Both young men and young women would rather be led by a man of diplomacy like Barack Obama, than a sadistic war-pimp frat boy like GW Bush.

The Republicans would like to portray Democrats as limp-wristed Nancy boys who don't get a rush from bloodshed and slaughter.

As pre-scientific neanderthals, the far right doesn't get evolution nor do they get young millenial women. If they did, they would lock up all the morons from Bunkerville, as well as Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Newt Gingrich, Ted Nugent, W. and Dick Cheney.......in other words...the dinosaur contingent.

Democrats have adapted to a changing environment. Republicans have not. They don't do adaptation. Guess which party will win the presidency in 2016???


I wish we could get back to the original post. The topic got lost in all that male display of dominance.

Maybe those Neanderthal hotties had something there. I didn't know that they did not go for the alpha males, but I can see why. Your explanation of their behavior makes good sense. After all, it's all about propagating the race, isn't it?

Being one of those big breasted women with child bearing hips, I am very sensitive about those beautiful long legged androgenous types featured in fashion magazines. I've been brainwashed like the rest - in my next life I want to come back as a tall and lanky Girl with hair like the girls on the Pantene commercials. Or maybe a dolphin...

Like so many other late baby boomers, I hit puberty when Twiggy burst on the London Mod scene of in the swinging 60s. I was never fat, but I had a mediterranean build, solid earth mother type. Like most girls of the time, I starved myself to look like her. That body envy has warped the self-image of most women I know.

It's better today. Beyonce and Shakira are real women. Young women of today are far more comfortable in their own skin. Of course they avoid the air headed he-men today.

Good thread. I hope we attract some new blood.