Bill's Physical
Bill was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.
The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals. Then after a thorough examination, the doctor said he wanted to check with Bill’s wife.
He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.
She did as instructed. He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough.
Finally, he said, "Ok, good. You can get dressed now, and I will go talk to your husband".
The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well Bill, you can relax and go back to the White House, there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either.
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Bill's Physical
Bill was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.
The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals. Then after a thorough examination, the doctor said he wanted to check with Bill’s wife.
He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.
She did as instructed. He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough.
Finally, he said, "Ok, good. You can get dressed now, and I will go talk to your husband".
The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well Bill, you can relax and go back to the White House, there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either.
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Good one thanks for the laughs.
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Bill's Physical
Bill was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.
The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals. Then after a thorough examination, the doctor said he wanted to check with Bill’s wife.
He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.
She did as instructed. He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough.
Finally, he said, "Ok, good. You can get dressed now, and I will go talk to your husband".
The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well Bill, you can relax and go back to the White House, there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either.
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Very funny, Sailor ... but I gotta say the visual on that one is almost too much to bear!!
Now THAT has without a doubt is a true story !
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Bill's Physical
Bill was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.
The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals. Then after a thorough examination, the doctor said he wanted to check with Bill’s wife.
He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.
She did as instructed. He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough.
Finally, he said, "Ok, good. You can get dressed now, and I will go talk to your husband".
The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well Bill, you can relax and go back to the White House, there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either.
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Makes ya wonder where Chelsea came from 🤣😂🤪
Interesting article .... seems to me that old Webb would've had the same problem as Bill, though ....
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I think maybe throwing the red chalk at her and running would be better ...
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Bill's Physical
Bill was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.
The doc checked the man's blood pressure and other vitals. Then after a thorough examination, the doctor said he wanted to check with Bill’s wife.
He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe. Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.
She did as instructed. He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough.
Finally, he said, "Ok, good. You can get dressed now, and I will go talk to your husband".
The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well Bill, you can relax and go back to the White House, there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either.
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just when i thought i've heard all the good billary jokes ya come thru ....good one
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