“With all the impeachment testimony last week, Trump had a ton on his plate,” Stephen Colbert said. “Also a lot to do.”
Monday night’s Late Show monologue was Colbert’s first opportunity to weigh in on the president’s latest “old-fashioned conspiracy ramble” with Fox & Friends on Friday morning. After playing a clip of Trump pushing his latest theory about the DNC server and Ukraine, the host said, “For Pete’s sake, it’s 8 o’clock in the morning! At least let us get a cup of coffee before you start passing out the crazy pills!”
“Why were there chemtrails on the grassy knoll?” Colbert asked as Trump. “Did vaccines cause Jeffrey Epstein? And how did we go to the moon when once a month the moon’s not even there?”
The host proceeded to explain why Trump’s claims about the company CrowdStrike are so off base before noting that “even Fox & Friends’ Steve Doocy tried to get the president to reel it in a little.”
“I’ve got to say, getting fact-checked by Fox & Friends is like the Incredible Hulk telling you he doesn’t like you when you’re angry,” Colbert joked.
Finally, Colbert played the clip of the president asking why Republicans were “so kind” to former U.S. ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch, suggesting it was because she was a woman. “Oh yes,” Colbert said, “the GOP is so famous for being nice to women that 500,000 of them marched on Washington wearing pink ‘thank you’ hats.”
rumitoid wrote:
“With all the impeachment testimony last week, Trump had a ton on his plate,” Stephen Colbert said. “Also a lot to do.”
Monday night’s Late Show monologue was Colbert’s first opportunity to weigh in on the president’s latest “old-fashioned conspiracy ramble” with Fox & Friends on Friday morning. After playing a clip of Trump pushing his latest theory about the DNC server and Ukraine, the host said, “For Pete’s sake, it’s 8 o’clock in the morning! At least let us get a cup of coffee before you start passing out the crazy pills!”
“Why were there chemtrails on the grassy knoll?” Colbert asked as Trump. “Did vaccines cause Jeffrey Epstein? And how did we go to the moon when once a month the moon’s not even there?”
The host proceeded to explain why Trump’s claims about the company CrowdStrike are so off base before noting that “even Fox & Friends’ Steve Doocy tried to get the president to reel it in a little.”
“I’ve got to say, getting fact-checked by Fox & Friends is like the Incredible Hulk telling you he doesn’t like you when you’re angry,” Colbert joked.
Finally, Colbert played the clip of the president asking why Republicans were “so kind” to former U.S. ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch, suggesting it was because she was a woman. “Oh yes,” Colbert said, “the GOP is so famous for being nice to women that 500,000 of them marched on Washington wearing pink ‘thank you’ hats.”
“With all the impeachment testimony last week, Tru... (
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And we should care because__________.
Liberty Tree wrote:
And we should care because__________.
A lot of good actors and comedians are not so good or funny after being infected with the Anti Trump virus.
son of witless wrote:
A lot of good actors and comedians are not so good or funny after being infected with the Anti Trump virus.
Colbert has become his own joke.
Liberty Tree wrote:
And we should care because__________.
If Fox and Friends can't deal with the bullshit that Trump spews how is it, you, his puppets can? I'm not suggesting you start thinking for yourselves but it does show what an embarrassment you people have become...
PeterS wrote:
If Fox and Friends can't deal with the bullshit that Trump spews how is it, you, his puppets can? I'm not suggesting you start thinking for yourselves but it does show what an embarrassment you people have become...
"You people" haven't got a clue petey bird.
youngwilliam wrote:
"You people" haven't got a clue petey bird.
The only 'clue' we need is how to get you and that we have nailed down...
nwtk2007 wrote:
Colbert has become his own joke.
Colbert is talented and you can get more real news from him than those brown nosing sofa sitters on Fox.
PeterS wrote:
If Fox and Friends can't deal with the bullshit that Trump spews how is it, you, his puppets can? I'm not suggesting you start thinking for yourselves but it does show what an embarrassment you people have become...
I bet Schiff's lips were moving when you typed this.
PeterS wrote:
The only 'clue' we need is how to get you and that we have nailed down...
"Get you", what the hell does that mean petey. Is that some veiled threat petey bird?
eden wrote:
Colbert is talented and you can get more real news from him than those brown nosing sofa sitters on Fox.
And Colbert is talented at_________ he used to ride another guy's coattails. Now he's just a piece of lint on his chair.
eden wrote:
Colbert is talented and you can get more real news from him than those brown nosing sofa sitters on Fox.
Jesus your ignorance is showing, don't yu know Pete Hedgesdeth is a liberal?
PeterS wrote:
If Fox and Friends can't deal with the bullshit that Trump spews how is it, you, his puppets can? I'm not suggesting you start thinking for yourselves but it does show what an embarrassment you people have become...
It's why they get so angry when discussing the idiot things he does, there is no defense and it makes them feel silly
son of witless wrote:
A lot of good actors and comedians are not so good or funny after being infected with the Anti Trump virus.
Happily, the anti Trump virus is spreading across the country like wildfire.
PeterS wrote:
If Fox and Friends can't deal with the bullshit that Trump spews how is it, you, his puppets can? I'm not suggesting you start thinking for yourselves but it does show what an embarrassment you people have become...
Tucker Carlson said today that Trump is a master of BS, “but that’s OK”.
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