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BadBobby needed some new boots
Nov 20, 2019 07:54:25   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Back in the day (pre-Mrs. BB) BadBobby was seated in a bar with feet propped up on the table, enjoying his Jackie D.

A sweet young thing walked in and upon seeing BB sitting there with his feet propped up, declared "Those are the biggest boots I've ever seen on a man. Is it true what they say about a guy with large feet being well-endowed "

BB smiled and said, "Why don't you just let me take out to the bunkhouse and show you it's true "

They proceeded out to the bunkhouse and BB proceeded with his attempt to make her a believer.

A bit afterwards, the lady pulled $100 out of her purse and handed it to BadBobby.

BB smiled and said, "Well, thankee, ma'am! No one's ever paid $100 for my showing 'em a good time."

To which the woman replied sullenly, "Calm down, fel'la and just take the money down to the shoe store and buy some boots that fit."

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Nov 20, 2019 08:52:53   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Back in the day (pre-Mrs. BB) BadBobby was seated in a bar with feet propped up on the table, enjoying his Jackie D.

A sweet young thing walked in and upon seeing BB sitting there with his feet propped up, declared "Those are the biggest boots I've ever seen on a man. Is it true what they say about a guy with large feet being well-endowed "

BB smiled and said, "Why don't you just let me take out to the bunkhouse and show you it's true "

They proceeded out to the bunkhouse and BB proceeded with his attempt to make her a believer.

A bit afterwards, the lady pulled $100 out of her purse and handed it to BadBobby.

BB smiled and said, "Well, thankee, ma'am! No one's ever paid $100 for my showing 'em a good time."

To which the woman replied sullenly, "Calm down, fel'la and just take the money down to the shoe store and buy some boots that fit."
Back in the day (pre-Mrs. BB) BadBobby was seated ... (show quote)



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Nov 20, 2019 09:09:25   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
Back in the day (pre-Mrs. BB) BadBobby was seated in a bar with feet propped up on the table, enjoying his Jackie D.

A sweet young thing walked in and upon seeing BB sitting there with his feet propped up, declared "Those are the biggest boots I've ever seen on a man. Is it true what they say about a guy with large feet being well-endowed "

BB smiled and said, "Why don't you just let me take out to the bunkhouse and show you it's true "

They proceeded out to the bunkhouse and BB proceeded with his attempt to make her a believer.

A bit afterwards, the lady pulled $100 out of her purse and handed it to BadBobby.

BB smiled and said, "Well, thankee, ma'am! No one's ever paid $100 for my showing 'em a good time."

To which the woman replied sullenly, "Calm down, fel'la and just take the money down to the shoe store and buy some boots that fit."
Back in the day (pre-Mrs. BB) BadBobby was seated ... (show quote)


Boots cost a lot back in the day


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Nov 20, 2019 09:12:07   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Gave him the boot!! Boots made for walkin!!!

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Nov 21, 2019 07:02:08   #
Big dog
 
slatten49 wrote:
Back in the day (pre-Mrs. BB) BadBobby was seated in a bar with feet propped up on the table, enjoying his Jackie D.

A sweet young thing walked in and upon seeing BB sitting there with his feet propped up, declared "Those are the biggest boots I've ever seen on a man. Is it true what they say about a guy with large feet being well-endowed "

BB smiled and said, "Why don't you just let me take out to the bunkhouse and show you it's true "

They proceeded out to the bunkhouse and BB proceeded with his attempt to make her a believer.

A bit afterwards, the lady pulled $100 out of her purse and handed it to BadBobby.

BB smiled and said, "Well, thankee, ma'am! No one's ever paid $100 for my showing 'em a good time."

To which the woman replied sullenly, "Calm down, fel'la and just take the money down to the shoe store and buy some boots that fit."
Back in the day (pre-Mrs. BB) BadBobby was seated ... (show quote)


Dogs need room for running.

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Nov 21, 2019 12:31:42   #
debeda
 
slatten49 wrote:
Back in the day (pre-Mrs. BB) BadBobby was seated in a bar with feet propped up on the table, enjoying his Jackie D.

A sweet young thing walked in and upon seeing BB sitting there with his feet propped up, declared "Those are the biggest boots I've ever seen on a man. Is it true what they say about a guy with large feet being well-endowed "

BB smiled and said, "Why don't you just let me take out to the bunkhouse and show you it's true "

They proceeded out to the bunkhouse and BB proceeded with his attempt to make her a believer.

A bit afterwards, the lady pulled $100 out of her purse and handed it to BadBobby.

BB smiled and said, "Well, thankee, ma'am! No one's ever paid $100 for my showing 'em a good time."

To which the woman replied sullenly, "Calm down, fel'la and just take the money down to the shoe store and buy some boots that fit."
Back in the day (pre-Mrs. BB) BadBobby was seated ... (show quote)


Owwwwww 🔥

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Nov 21, 2019 18:29:11   #
elledee
 
good one..... you guys are unmerciful

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Nov 21, 2019 18:30:35   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
elledee wrote:
good one..... you guys are unmerciful


At their age it's considered a mercy to put them out of their misery

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Nov 22, 2019 05:31:40   #
sisboombaa
 
slatten49 wrote:
Back in the day (pre-Mrs. BB) BadBobby was seated in a bar with feet propped up on the table, enjoying his Jackie D.

A sweet young thing walked in and upon seeing BB sitting there with his feet propped up, declared "Those are the biggest boots I've ever seen on a man. Is it true what they say about a guy with large feet being well-endowed "

BB smiled and said, "Why don't you just let me take out to the bunkhouse and show you it's true "

They proceeded out to the bunkhouse and BB proceeded with his attempt to make her a believer.

A bit afterwards, the lady pulled $100 out of her purse and handed it to BadBobby.

BB smiled and said, "Well, thankee, ma'am! No one's ever paid $100 for my showing 'em a good time."

To which the woman replied sullenly, "Calm down, fel'la and just take the money down to the shoe store and buy some boots that fit."
Back in the day (pre-Mrs. BB) BadBobby was seated ... (show quote)


HEY. Leave poor ole BB alone. Every guy wears over sized foot wear at least once during his life time. During my childhood my parents bought over sized cloths and shoes for me knowing I would grow into them in a short time. They were poor. On their plus side they collectively created a beautiful/intelligent off spring. Don't jump to conclusions. I could mean a brother or sister. Oh go ahead and jump to conclusions. It just might make someone feel better. The doctor ordered me to think in the positive.

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