NINE ENIGMAS
(1)
Isn't it weird that in America our flag and our culture offend so many people,
but our benefits don't?
(2)
How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student loans,
when illegal aliens are receiving a free education?
(3)
Only in America are legal citizens labeled "racists" and "Nazis," but
illegal aliens are called "Dreamers."
(4)
Liberals say, "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it's worth it." Well then,
if deporting all illegals saves just one life, wouldn't that be worth it?
(5)
I can't quite figure out how you can proudly wave the flag of another country
but consider it punishment to be sent back there
(6)
The Constitution: It doesn't need to be rewritten;
it needs to be reread
(7) William F. Buckley said: "Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view and
are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view."
(8)
Joseph Sobran said: " 'Need' now means wanting someone else's money. 'Greed' means wanting to keep your own.
'Compassion' is when a politician arranges the transfer."
(9)
Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but some people still insist the last one was due to climate change.
You can't fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use!
MR Mister wrote:
NINE ENIGMAS
(1)
Isn't it weird that in America our flag and our culture offend so many people,
but our benefits don't?
(2)
How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student loans,
when illegal aliens are receiving a free education?
(3)
Only in America are legal citizens labeled "racists" and "Nazis," but
illegal aliens are called "Dreamers."
(4)
Liberals say, "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it's worth it." Well then,
if deporting all illegals saves just one life, wouldn't that be worth it?
(5)
I can't quite figure out how you can proudly wave the flag of another country
but consider it punishment to be sent back there
(6)
The Constitution: It doesn't need to be rewritten;
it needs to be reread
(7) William F. Buckley said: "Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view and
are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view."
(8)
Joseph Sobran said: " 'Need' now means wanting someone else's money. 'Greed' means wanting to keep your own.
'Compassion' is when a politician arranges the transfer."
(9)
Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but some people still insist the last one was due to climate change.
You can't fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use!
NINE ENIGMAS br (1) br Isn't it ... (
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Duct tape can not fix stupid, but a generous amount across the Idiot Pumpkinfuhrer’s mouth would keep us from being subject to a lot of it.
Kevyn wrote:
Duct tape can not fix stupid, but a generous amount across the Idiot Pumpkinfuhrer’s mouth would keep us from being subject to a lot of it.
Boy, I bet you sat up all night thinking that up.
Kevyn wrote:
Duct tape can not fix stupid, but a generous amount across the Idiot Pumpkinfuhrer’s mouth would keep us from being subject to a lot of it.
It would be nice Kevyn if just once in a while you could give it a rest to even enjoy a joke without turning it ugly
MR Mister wrote:
Boy, I bet you sat up all night thinking that up.
...so did you. Bless your heart.
Then put some duct tape over your ears numb nuts, if your cool mullet can handle it.
Kevyn wrote:
Duct tape can not fix stupid, but a generous amount across the Idiot Pumpkinfuhrer’s mouth would keep us from being subject to a lot of it.
I believe that you are secretly in love with President Trump since you can't stop talking about him!!!! Admit it Kevyn,no judgment from me!!😂😂😂😂
Kevyn wrote:
Duct tape can not fix stupid, but a generous amount across the Idiot Pumpkinfuhrer’s mouth would keep us from being subject to a lot of it.
Now, Kevey, you are not allowed to call someone an idiot, right? Maybe I should notify admin of your name-calling. Or would that make me a snowflake like those who already did?
MR Mister wrote:
NINE ENIGMAS
(1)
Isn't it weird that in America our flag and our culture offend so many people,
but our benefits don't?
(2)
How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student loans,
when illegal aliens are receiving a free education?
(3)
Only in America are legal citizens labeled "racists" and "Nazis," but
illegal aliens are called "Dreamers."
(4)
Liberals say, "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it's worth it." Well then,
if deporting all illegals saves just one life, wouldn't that be worth it?
(5)
I can't quite figure out how you can proudly wave the flag of another country
but consider it punishment to be sent back there
(6)
The Constitution: It doesn't need to be rewritten;
it needs to be reread
(7) William F. Buckley said: "Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view and
are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view."
(8)
Joseph Sobran said: " 'Need' now means wanting someone else's money. 'Greed' means wanting to keep your own.
'Compassion' is when a politician arranges the transfer."
(9)
Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but some people still insist the last one was due to climate change.
You can't fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use!
NINE ENIGMAS br (1) br Isn't it ... (
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I like number 7. I think it applies to Kevy.
son of witless wrote:
I like number 7. I think it applies to Kevy.
Excellent! Thank you. Spot on.
Sew_What wrote:
...so did you. Bless your heart.
No, I don't, see how stupid you are!
jwrevagent wrote:
Excellent! Thank you. Spot on.
Kevyn and Air Force like to hit and run. They have the right of free speech to say anything thing. It is just that whenever anybody questions their remarks, they become mighty scarce.
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