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Oct 13, 2019 10:35:21   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
You do realize I was referring to natural draught spouts, eh, CD


No...

Still wouldn't have had enough bottles

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Oct 13, 2019 10:37:22   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
So, Canada has an influx of unwanted American illegals into the Canadian hinterland

I was unaware of Canada's powerful allure.


Who says they're unwanted?

Need someone to make the Newfies feel smart...

It's spelled "a lure"... Two words... And yeah, we got good fishing...

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Oct 13, 2019 11:02:40   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Who says they're unwanted?

Need someone to make the Newfies feel smart...

It's spelled "a lure"... Two words... And yeah, we got good fishing...
Who says they're unwanted? img src="https://stati... (show quote)


Although, admittedly, Texan is my first language...I bring the following to your attention...

allure [əˈlo͝or]

NOUN; the quality of being powerfully and mysteriously attractive or fascinating. "people for whom gold holds no allure" synonyms: attraction · lure · draw · pull · appeal · glamour

VERB; powerfully attract or charm; tempt..e.g., "will sponsors really be allured by such opportunities?"
synonyms: attract · lure · entice · tempt · appeal to · whet the appetite of

I hope this doesn't "disappoint" you, mi amigo desde el lado norte.

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Oct 13, 2019 11:10:22   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
youngwilliam wrote:
Yes I did lose a few due to spending 6.5 months in the hospital without proper dental care because I was incapacitated. Y'all on the left are a bunch of jackasses.



THat is a long time to be on the mend...

I hope you are much better now... truly..

sorry about those teeth, makes it hard to chew a steak..lol

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Oct 13, 2019 11:11:08   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
Ha Ha Ha,,, good one Emily....

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Oct 13, 2019 11:17:31   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
Although, admittedly, Texan is my first language...I bring the following to your attention...

allure [əˈlo͝or]

NOUN; the quality of being powerfully and mysteriously attractive or fascinating. "people for whom gold holds no allure" synonyms: attraction · lure · draw · pull · appeal · glamour

VERB; powerfully attract or charm; tempt..e.g., "will sponsors really be allured by such opportunities?"
synonyms: attract · lure · entice · tempt · appeal to · whet the appetite of

I hope this doesn't "disappoint" you, mi amigo desde el lado norte.
Although, admittedly, Texan is my first language..... (show quote)


So basically your saying my Texan name would be "Allure"...

Kind of girly... But the definition is apt

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Oct 13, 2019 11:20:25   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
So basically your saying my Texan name would be "Allure"...

Kind of girly... But the definition is apt

You'll understand if I'd like a second opinion...and not a forced statement from your wife or daughter.

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Oct 13, 2019 11:23:47   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
You'll understand if I'd like a second opinion...and not a forced statement from your wife or daughter.


My daughter would probably agree with me... Two is a great age...

My wife is still confused as to why I insist on regaling her with tales of my OPP witticism

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Oct 13, 2019 11:29:12   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
My daughter would probably agree with me... Two is a great age...

My wife is still confused as to why I insist on regaling her with tales of my OPP witticism

Well, she stands not alone.



P.S. Apparently, you're not too deeply into the throes of the 'terrible twos'.

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Oct 13, 2019 11:31:34   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
Well, she stands not alone.



P.S. Apparently, you're not too deeply into the throes of the 'terrible twos'.


Not yet...

She learned how to say "no"...

Followed shortly by an understanding of the word "spank"...


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Oct 13, 2019 11:40:57   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Not yet...

She learned how to say "no"...

Followed shortly by an understanding of the word "spank"...


Upon your refinement as a Father, she will learn to understand warnings in the clearing of your throat.

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Oct 13, 2019 11:45:24   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
Upon your refinement as a Father, she will learn to understand warnings in the clearing of your throat.


I'm still waiting for that ability..

She understands the countdown...

But when I clear my throat she says "Dinosaur..Roar roar"

Kind of diffuses the moment

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Oct 13, 2019 11:45:27   #
zillaorange
 
slatten49 wrote:
There was a lot of pressure put on me by Canuckus' previous post of my "rarely" disappointing.

I couldn't stand the thought of disappointing one of my respected OPP compadres.


Thanks kiddo ! Another keeper !

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Oct 13, 2019 11:56:54   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
zillaorange wrote:
Thanks kiddo ! Another keeper !

"Kiddo"

To use a term of BadBobby's, I'm "gabberflasted" at being labeled as such.

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Oct 13, 2019 12:02:01   #
zillaorange
 
slatten49 wrote:
"Kiddo"

To use a term of BadBobby's, I'm "gabberflasted" at being labeled as such.


just an old saying

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