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AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
https://babylonbee.com/news/world-history-professor-opens-class-with-trigger-warning-for-socialist-students SatireWorld History Professor Opens Class With Trigger Warning For Socialist StudentsSeptember 14th, 2018
BOSTON, MA—A local university professor began his World History class in earnest this week with a trigger warning for his socialist students, in case any of them might get an anxiety attack at socialism’s bleak, deadly record.
The professor warned students that the conception of socialism they gained through social media is a far cry from the death and destruction wreaked by the economic system throughout the globe in the 20th century.
“Now, just in case there are any socialists in here, I warn you: socialism’s history isn’t pretty,” he said calmly. “If you need to excuse yourselves from class while we talk about socialism’s low standards of living, rampant starvation, and high mortality rate, please feel free.”
“This might get uncomfortable,” he added.
The professor also offered alternate make-up work students could perform instead of learning about socialism’s high failure rate, such as drawing pictures of unicorns and playing with puppies. “If it helps ease your mind and calm you to do something like play with a yo-yo, hacky-sack, or whatever else you kids are into these days, knock yourselves out.”
All but two of his students excused themselves, according to sources.
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/world-history-professor-opens-class-with-trigger-warning-for-socialist-students Satire
World History Professor Opens Class With Trigger Warning For Socialist Students
September 14th, 2018
BOSTON, MA—A local university professor began his World History class in earnest this week with a trigger warning for his socialist students, in case any of them might get an anxiety attack at socialism’s bleak, deadly record.
The professor warned students that the conception of socialism they gained through social media is a far cry from the death and destruction wreaked by the economic system throughout the globe in the 20th century.
“Now, just in case there are any socialists in here, I warn you: socialism’s history isn’t pretty,” he said calmly. “If you need to excuse yourselves from class while we talk about socialism’s low standards of living, rampant starvation, and high mortality rate, please feel free.”
“This might get uncomfortable,” he added.
The professor also offered alternate make-up work students could perform instead of learning about socialism’s high failure rate, such as drawing pictures of unicorns and playing with puppies. “If it helps ease your mind and calm you to do something like play with a yo-yo, hacky-sack, or whatever else you kids are into these days, knock yourselves out.”
All but two of his students excused themselves, according to sources.
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Who will they blame when they realize they don't like the government telling them when to breathe and blink?
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/world-history-professor-opens-class-with-trigger-warning-for-socialist-students Satire
World History Professor Opens Class With Trigger Warning For Socialist Students
September 14th, 2018
BOSTON, MA—A local university professor began his World History class in earnest this week with a trigger warning for his socialist students, in case any of them might get an anxiety attack at socialism’s bleak, deadly record.
The professor warned students that the conception of socialism they gained through social media is a far cry from the death and destruction wreaked by the economic system throughout the globe in the 20th century.
“Now, just in case there are any socialists in here, I warn you: socialism’s history isn’t pretty,” he said calmly. “If you need to excuse yourselves from class while we talk about socialism’s low standards of living, rampant starvation, and high mortality rate, please feel free.”
“This might get uncomfortable,” he added.
The professor also offered alternate make-up work students could perform instead of learning about socialism’s high failure rate, such as drawing pictures of unicorns and playing with puppies. “If it helps ease your mind and calm you to do something like play with a yo-yo, hacky-sack, or whatever else you kids are into these days, knock yourselves out.”
All but two of his students excused themselves, according to sources.
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Where did you get the kitty … John Lennon the socialist ...
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/world-history-professor-opens-class-with-trigger-warning-for-socialist-students Satire
World History Professor Opens Class With Trigger Warning For Socialist Students
September 14th, 2018
BOSTON, MA—A local university professor began his World History class in earnest this week with a trigger warning for his socialist students, in case any of them might get an anxiety attack at socialism’s bleak, deadly record.
The professor warned students that the conception of socialism they gained through social media is a far cry from the death and destruction wreaked by the economic system throughout the globe in the 20th century.
“Now, just in case there are any socialists in here, I warn you: socialism’s history isn’t pretty,” he said calmly. “If you need to excuse yourselves from class while we talk about socialism’s low standards of living, rampant starvation, and high mortality rate, please feel free.”
“This might get uncomfortable,” he added.
The professor also offered alternate make-up work students could perform instead of learning about socialism’s high failure rate, such as drawing pictures of unicorns and playing with puppies. “If it helps ease your mind and calm you to do something like play with a yo-yo, hacky-sack, or whatever else you kids are into these days, knock yourselves out.”
All but two of his students excused themselves, according to sources.
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And how many of them are demanding a free education that they are refusing, and will vote for Bernie or others of that ilk. My compliments to the professor and the two students who stayed will get almost private tutoring from a real educated professor who will teach them the truth, My laugh of the day so far.
EmilyD wrote:
Who will they blame when they realize they don't like the government telling them when to breathe and blink?
Then it will be way too late for those of us who knew. But the Democrats will own what will be left of the once mighty United States of America. God help us.
Semper Fi
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
emarine wrote:
Where did you get the kitty … John Lennon the socialist ...
The kitty was given to me by an online friend. My collection, of potential kitty avatars,is quite large!
AuntiE wrote:
The kitty was given to me by an online friend. My collection, of potential kitty avatars,is quite large!
I wish I had the photo of a Neopolitian Mastiff with his three Maine Coon Cat friends, The Neo has an AR15, unloaded, of course,between his front feet, and each of the cats has a handgun in a holster around his middle. They are sitting together playing cards, with a pile of money in front of them. The caption is "Don't you dare cheat in THIS card game"
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/world-history-professor-opens-class-with-trigger-warning-for-socialist-students Satire
World History Professor Opens Class With Trigger Warning For Socialist Students
September 14th, 2018
BOSTON, MA—A local university professor began his World History class in earnest this week with a trigger warning for his socialist students, in case any of them might get an anxiety attack at socialism’s bleak, deadly record.
The professor warned students that the conception of socialism they gained through social media is a far cry from the death and destruction wreaked by the economic system throughout the globe in the 20th century.
“Now, just in case there are any socialists in here, I warn you: socialism’s history isn’t pretty,” he said calmly. “If you need to excuse yourselves from class while we talk about socialism’s low standards of living, rampant starvation, and high mortality rate, please feel free.”
“This might get uncomfortable,” he added.
The professor also offered alternate make-up work students could perform instead of learning about socialism’s high failure rate, such as drawing pictures of unicorns and playing with puppies. “If it helps ease your mind and calm you to do something like play with a yo-yo, hacky-sack, or whatever else you kids are into these days, knock yourselves out.”
All but two of his students excused themselves, according to sources.
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Excellent AuntiE thanks for the laughs.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
no propaganda please wrote:
I wish I had the photo of a Neopolitian Mastiff with his three Maine Coon Cat friends, The Neo has an AR15, unloaded, of course,between his front feet, and each of the cats has a handgun in a holster around his middle. They are sitting together playing cards, with a pile of money in front of them. The caption is "Don't you dare cheat in THIS card game"
I did a search and was unable to locate the referenced pictorial. I may ask ProgenyE. His research skills are better than mine.
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