The police came upon a bad wreck.
There was a dead couple.
The police couldn't figure out how it happened.
They saw the monkey beside the car pointing to himself.
Police: you know what happened?
Monkey shakes his head yes.
Police: can you tell us what happened?
Monkey shakes his head yes.
Police: what were they doing?
Monkey makes drinking motion
Police: what else?
Monkey makes smoking motion
Police: anything else?
Monkey makes having sex motion?
Police: what were you doing?
Monkey makes motion of driving and looking over his shoulder into back seat
Doctor Dave wrote:
Oldie but goody, thanks.
It is and funnier if it's told person to person.
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