Portland Police: ‘We Wish There Were Some Kind Of...
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
https://babylonbee.com/news/portland-police-wish-there-were-some-kind-of-organized-armed-force-that-could-fight-back-against- antifa
Satire SitePortland Police: 'We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized, Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against AntifaAugust 20th, 2019
PORTLAND, OR—In a press release earlier this week, Portland police chief Danielle Outlaw (her actual name), appearing somber and exhausted, said she just wishes there were some kind of group with the firepower and authority to fight back against Antifa.
In a candid moment, Outlaw (seriously, her actual name) said there was just nothing the police could do, as they'd need to have some kind of organized, armed force specifically created to protect and serve the people.
"Like, what if we took money from everyone to fund a force that could then defend them in a time of need?" she pondered aloud. "They could have patrol cars, firearms, and attack dogs. Maybe even some tanks. That would be so frickin' rad. They could have a badge to show their authority. Then, when a rogue group like Antifa shows up to take over our city every weekend, they could be repelled using force if necessary."
"I know it sounds crazy, but a girl can dream, right?" she added wistfully.
Sadly, there is no such force in Portland, so citizens have been forced to turn to an even crazier idea: taking responsibility for their own safety and well-being, and maybe even buying a gun to protect themselves.
AuntiE wrote:
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Portland Police: 'We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized, Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against Antifa
August 20th, 2019
PORTLAND, OR—In a press release earlier this week, Portland police chief Danielle Outlaw (her actual name), appearing somber and exhausted, said she just wishes there were some kind of group with the firepower and authority to fight back against Antifa.
In a candid moment, Outlaw (seriously, her actual name) said there was just nothing the police could do, as they'd need to have some kind of organized, armed force specifically created to protect and serve the people.
"Like, what if we took money from everyone to fund a force that could then defend them in a time of need?" she pondered aloud. "They could have patrol cars, firearms, and attack dogs. Maybe even some tanks. That would be so frickin' rad. They could have a badge to show their authority. Then, when a rogue group like Antifa shows up to take over our city every weekend, they could be repelled using force if necessary."
"I know it sounds crazy, but a girl can dream, right?" she added wistfully.
Sadly, there is no such force in Portland, so citizens have been forced to turn to an even crazier idea: taking responsibility for their own safety and well-being, and maybe even buying a gun to protect themselves.
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Very good there AuntiE that is a good one.
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/portland-police-wish-there-were-some-kind-of-organized-armed-force-that-could-fight-back-against- antifa Satire Site
Portland Police: 'We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized, Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against Antifa
August 20th, 2019
PORTLAND, OR—In a press release earlier this week, Portland police chief Danielle Outlaw (her actual name), appearing somber and exhausted, said she just wishes there were some kind of group with the firepower and authority to fight back against Antifa.
In a candid moment, Outlaw (seriously, her actual name) said there was just nothing the police could do, as they'd need to have some kind of organized, armed force specifically created to protect and serve the people.
"Like, what if we took money from everyone to fund a force that could then defend them in a time of need?" she pondered aloud. "They could have patrol cars, firearms, and attack dogs. Maybe even some tanks. That would be so frickin' rad. They could have a badge to show their authority. Then, when a rogue group like Antifa shows up to take over our city every weekend, they could be repelled using force if necessary."
"I know it sounds crazy, but a girl can dream, right?" she added wistfully.
Sadly, there is no such force in Portland, so citizens have been forced to turn to an even crazier idea: taking responsibility for their own safety and well-being, and maybe even buying a gun to protect themselves.
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I think she's talking about the white nationalist a proud boys the antifa were singing and dancing! Do this idiot want to shoot Americans and use tanks agents Americans she should be sent to china! And removed from the police force
why are leftist's so fat n' ugly = fugly
why does antifa wear masks?
why do antifa anarchists wear black shirts that say 'proud beta cuck'
Crayons wrote:
why are leftist's so fat n' ugly = fugly
why does antifa wear masks?
why do antifa anarchists wear black shirts that say 'proud beta cuck'
Antifa wears masks because they are fugly.
Antifa anarchists wears black shirts because black is supposed to make one look slimmer.
I hope that that has answered all of your questions.
bahmer wrote:
Antifa wears masks because they are fugly.
Antifa anarchists wears black shirts because black is supposed to make one look slimmer.
I hope that that has answered all of your questions.
And the beta cuck refers to the antifa support of beta boy O'Rourke.
Lonewolf wrote:
I think she's talking about the white nationalist a proud boys the antifa were singing and dancing! Do this idiot want to shoot Americans and use tanks agents Americans she should be sent to china! And removed from the police force
She's talking about an actual police force. Lol!
AuntiE wrote:
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Portland Police: 'We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized, Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against Antifa
August 20th, 2019
PORTLAND, OR—In a press release earlier this week, Portland police chief Danielle Outlaw (her actual name), appearing somber and exhausted, said she just wishes there were some kind of group with the firepower and authority to fight back against Antifa.
In a candid moment, Outlaw (seriously, her actual name) said there was just nothing the police could do, as they'd need to have some kind of organized, armed force specifically created to protect and serve the people.
"Like, what if we took money from everyone to fund a force that could then defend them in a time of need?" she pondered aloud. "They could have patrol cars, firearms, and attack dogs. Maybe even some tanks. That would be so frickin' rad. They could have a badge to show their authority. Then, when a rogue group like Antifa shows up to take over our city every weekend, they could be repelled using force if necessary."
"I know it sounds crazy, but a girl can dream, right?" she added wistfully.
Sadly, there is no such force in Portland, so citizens have been forced to turn to an even crazier idea: taking responsibility for their own safety and well-being, and maybe even buying a gun to protect themselves.
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This HAS TO BE A JOKE ! This is a police Chief? Lady you've got everything you just wished for except BALLS ! Do your friggin job lady !
F.D.R. wrote:
This HAS TO BE A JOKE ! This is a police Chief? Lady you've got everything you just wished for except BALLS ! Do your friggin job lady !
Her point was that her hands are tied when dealing with these idiots who are protected by laws that allow their idiocy to be allowed to disrupt her city.
The police chief in Portland is appointed by the ultra left mayor. If she wants to keep her job she has to let the George Soros thugs beat up on unarmed demonstrators. She could do more than she is allowed to do.
Elmer Werth
bahmer wrote:
Antifa wears masks because they are fugly.
Antifa anarchists wears black shirts because black is supposed to make one look slimmer.
I hope that that has answered all of your questions.
I thought is was because they were so proud of their actions !!!!!!
AuntiE wrote:
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Portland Police: 'We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized, Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against Antifa
August 20th, 2019
PORTLAND, OR—In a press release earlier this week, Portland police chief Danielle Outlaw (her actual name), appearing somber and exhausted, said she just wishes there were some kind of group with the firepower and authority to fight back against Antifa.
In a candid moment, Outlaw (seriously, her actual name) said there was just nothing the police could do, as they'd need to have some kind of organized, armed force specifically created to protect and serve the people.
"Like, what if we took money from everyone to fund a force that could then defend them in a time of need?" she pondered aloud. "They could have patrol cars, firearms, and attack dogs. Maybe even some tanks. That would be so frickin' rad. They could have a badge to show their authority. Then, when a rogue group like Antifa shows up to take over our city every weekend, they could be repelled using force if necessary."
"I know it sounds crazy, but a girl can dream, right?" she added wistfully.
Sadly, there is no such force in Portland, so citizens have been forced to turn to an even crazier idea: taking responsibility for their own safety and well-being, and maybe even buying a gun to protect themselves.
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Truely a leftest response to a crisis. Portland police need their safe places like all weenie leftists. My response: Do your damned job, you took an oath to protect not to hide.
Semper Fi
Fire the police department and hire vigilantes!
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