Peewee was vacationing on the Riviera when he met an old friend,Slatten
Peewee asked Slat what he was doing here on the Riviera.
Slat said"Well peewee,you remember that worthless piece of real estate I bought last year?
the old house caught on fire and burned to the ground,and here I am with the fire insurance proceeds.
Now peewee,what are you doin here?"
Peewee said Well Slat,you remember that old farm I bought last year?
" The river overflowed and washed the farm house away.And here I am with the flood insurance proceeds!"
Slatten was bewildered"Gee Peewee,how do you make a river overflow?"
badbobby wrote:
Peewee was vacationing on the Riviera when he met an old friend,Slatten
Peewee asked Slat what he was doing here on the Riviera.
Slat said"Well peewee,you remember that worthless piece of real estate I bought last year?
the old house caught on fire and burned to the ground,and here I am with the fire insurance proceeds.
Now peewee,what are you doin here?"
Peewee said Well Slat,you remember that old farm I bought last year?
" The river overflowed and washed the farm house away.And here I am with the flood insurance proceeds!"
Slatten was bewildered"Gee Peewee,how do you make a river overflow?"
Peewee was vacationing on the Riviera when he met ... (
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good one badbobby that new keyboard is working very fine I see.
The keyboard's fine, Bahmer. But, the operator is more than a tad off.
And, mean-spirited, too.
slatten49 wrote:
The keyboard's fine, Bahmer. But, the operator is more than a tad off.
And, mean-spirited, too.
AW Slat
this will be my 'take it easy on Slatten' week
badbobby wrote:
AW Slat
this will be my 'take it easy on Slatten' week
That would be much appreciated, ol' feller.
badbobby wrote:
AW Slat
this will be my 'take it easy on Slatten' week
Why would you do that for Slats remember those IOU's he owes you.
bahmer wrote:
Why would you do that for Slats remember those IOU's he owes you.
I thought a kinder,gentler approach
might appeal to the dastardly Marine's finer instincts,and he would pay me
at least a lil of the tremendous amount he owes me
badbobby wrote:
I thought a kinder,gentler approach
might appeal to the dastardly Marine's finer instincts,and he would pay me
at least a lil of the tremendous amount he owes me
I owe you 'jack', ya' durn Squid,' and before you get excited....I'm not talking about Jack Daniels.
slatten49 wrote:
I owe you 'jack', ya' durn Squid,' and before you get excited....I'm not talking about Jack Daniels.
had me goin there for a minute there Slat
ya durn Jarhead
badbobby wrote:
had me goin there for a minute there Slat
ya durn Jarhead
If'n you paid off your poker debt to me, I might find it in my heart to provide some Jack for ya'.
"Might."
slatten49 wrote:
If'n you paid off your poker debt to me, I might find it in my heart to provide some Jack for ya'.
"Might."
Iff'n you paid me just a particle of your IOUs I'd be set with plenty of Jack
for my remaining time
and I intend to live to over 100
badbobby wrote:
Iff'n you paid me just a particle of your IOUs I'd be set with plenty of Jack
for my remaining time
and I intend to live to over 100
Ol' feller, you ain't gettin' jack or Jack from me.
slatten49 wrote:
Ol' feller, you ain't gettin' jack or Jack from me.
then I guess I'll just have to settle for the BS you give me
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