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Aug 18, 2019 18:13:54   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee was vacationing on the Riviera when he met an old friend,Slatten
Peewee asked Slat what he was doing here on the Riviera.
Slat said"Well peewee,you remember that worthless piece of real estate I bought last year?
the old house caught on fire and burned to the ground,and here I am with the fire insurance proceeds.
Now peewee,what are you doin here?"
Peewee said Well Slat,you remember that old farm I bought last year?
" The river overflowed and washed the farm house away.And here I am with the flood insurance proceeds!"
Slatten was bewildered"Gee Peewee,how do you make a river overflow?"



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Aug 18, 2019 18:16:41   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee was vacationing on the Riviera when he met an old friend,Slatten
Peewee asked Slat what he was doing here on the Riviera.
Slat said"Well peewee,you remember that worthless piece of real estate I bought last year?
the old house caught on fire and burned to the ground,and here I am with the fire insurance proceeds.
Now peewee,what are you doin here?"
Peewee said Well Slat,you remember that old farm I bought last year?
" The river overflowed and washed the farm house away.And here I am with the flood insurance proceeds!"
Slatten was bewildered"Gee Peewee,how do you make a river overflow?"
Peewee was vacationing on the Riviera when he met ... (show quote)


good one badbobby that new keyboard is working very fine I see.

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Aug 18, 2019 18:21:24   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee was vacationing on the Riviera when he met an old friend,Slatten
Peewee asked Slat what he was doing here on the Riviera.
Slat said"Well peewee,you remember that worthless piece of real estate I bought last year?
the old house caught on fire and burned to the ground,and here I am with the fire insurance proceeds.
Now peewee,what are you doin here?"
Peewee said Well Slat,you remember that old farm I bought last year?
" The river overflowed and washed the farm house away.And here I am with the flood insurance proceeds!"
Slatten was bewildered"Gee Peewee,how do you make a river overflow?"
Peewee was vacationing on the Riviera when he met ... (show quote)


Good one

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Aug 18, 2019 19:09:57   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
good one badbobby that new keyboard is working very fine I see.

The keyboard's fine, Bahmer. But, the operator is more than a tad off.

And, mean-spirited, too.

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Aug 19, 2019 09:00:07   #
debeda
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee was vacationing on the Riviera when he met an old friend,Slatten
Peewee asked Slat what he was doing here on the Riviera.
Slat said"Well peewee,you remember that worthless piece of real estate I bought last year?
the old house caught on fire and burned to the ground,and here I am with the fire insurance proceeds.
Now peewee,what are you doin here?"
Peewee said Well Slat,you remember that old farm I bought last year?
" The river overflowed and washed the farm house away.And here I am with the flood insurance proceeds!"
Slatten was bewildered"Gee Peewee,how do you make a river overflow?"
Peewee was vacationing on the Riviera when he met ... (show quote)



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Aug 19, 2019 10:55:20   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
The keyboard's fine, Bahmer. But, the operator is more than a tad off.

And, mean-spirited, too.


AW Slat
this will be my 'take it easy on Slatten' week

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Aug 19, 2019 11:38:50   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
AW Slat
this will be my 'take it easy on Slatten' week

That would be much appreciated, ol' feller.

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Aug 19, 2019 11:54:53   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
AW Slat
this will be my 'take it easy on Slatten' week


Why would you do that for Slats remember those IOU's he owes you.

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Aug 19, 2019 12:15:15   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Why would you do that for Slats remember those IOU's he owes you.


I thought a kinder,gentler approach
might appeal to the dastardly Marine's finer instincts,and he would pay me

at least a lil of the tremendous amount he owes me

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Aug 19, 2019 12:21:20   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
I thought a kinder,gentler approach
might appeal to the dastardly Marine's finer instincts,and he would pay me

at least a lil of the tremendous amount he owes me

I owe you 'jack', ya' durn Squid,' and before you get excited....I'm not talking about Jack Daniels.

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Aug 19, 2019 12:57:37   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I owe you 'jack', ya' durn Squid,' and before you get excited....I'm not talking about Jack Daniels.


had me goin there for a minute there Slat
ya durn Jarhead

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Aug 19, 2019 13:01:29   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
had me goin there for a minute there Slat
ya durn Jarhead

If'n you paid off your poker debt to me, I might find it in my heart to provide some Jack for ya'.

"Might."

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Aug 19, 2019 13:12:11   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
If'n you paid off your poker debt to me, I might find it in my heart to provide some Jack for ya'.

"Might."

Iff'n you paid me just a particle of your IOUs I'd be set with plenty of Jack
for my remaining time
and I intend to live to over 100


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Aug 19, 2019 14:51:25   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Iff'n you paid me just a particle of your IOUs I'd be set with plenty of Jack
for my remaining time
and I intend to live to over 100


Ol' feller, you ain't gettin' jack or Jack from me.


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Aug 19, 2019 15:00:37   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Ol' feller, you ain't gettin' jack or Jack from me.


then I guess I'll just have to settle for the BS you give me


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