Lioness Who Killed, ...
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
https://babylonbee.com/news/lioness-that-killed-ate-own-cubs-offered-job-as-planned-parenthood-mascotLioness Who Killed, Ate Own Cubs Hired As Planned Parenthood MascotAugust 12th, 2019
SatireLEIPZIG—Kigali the lioness has been hailed as a women's rights advocate after she killed and ate her own cubs.
Planned Parenthood immediately jumped at the opportunity to leverage Kigali's popularity, offering her a job as the organization's mascot.
Kigali will appear in ads encouraging women to have as many abortions as they want and be available to counsel young ladies thinking about getting abortions.
"Imagine how inconvenient those two cubs would be if I'd kept them around---ugh," she said in a speech in front of Planned Parenthood's New York offices, with a lion from a local American zoo translating from her native German. "I'm now free to center my life around myself, having killed those two little unwelcome leeches."
She made it clear that the two cubs she killed weren't actually lions, per se, but just "clumps of cells" since she hadn't subjectively decided they were living beings yet. "As soon as I decided to terminate them, they became nothing more than parasites."
The lioness said she plans on sleeping around with other lions and killing and eating some more cubs, should she get pregnant. "My cubs, my choice."
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/lioness-that-killed-ate-own-cubs-offered-job-as-planned-parenthood-mascot
Lioness Who Killed, Ate Own Cubs Hired As Planned Parenthood Mascot
August 12th, 2019 Satire
LEIPZIG—Kigali the lioness has been hailed as a women's rights advocate after she killed and ate her own cubs.
Planned Parenthood immediately jumped at the opportunity to leverage Kigali's popularity, offering her a job as the organization's mascot.
Kigali will appear in ads encouraging women to have as many abortions as they want and be available to counsel young ladies thinking about getting abortions.
"Imagine how inconvenient those two cubs would be if I'd kept them around---ugh," she said in a speech in front of Planned Parenthood's New York offices, with a lion from a local American zoo translating from her native German. "I'm now free to center my life around myself, having killed those two little unwelcome leeches."
She made it clear that the two cubs she killed weren't actually lions, per se, but just "clumps of cells" since she hadn't subjectively decided they were living beings yet. "As soon as I decided to terminate them, they became nothing more than parasites."
The lioness said she plans on sleeping around with other lions and killing and eating some more cubs, should she get pregnant. "My cubs, my choice."
https://babylonbee.com/news/lioness-that-killed-at... (
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Doesn't sound far fetched at all!
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/lioness-that-killed-ate-own-cubs-offered-job-as-planned-parenthood-mascot
Lioness Who Killed, Ate Own Cubs Hired As Planned Parenthood Mascot
August 12th, 2019 Satire
LEIPZIG—Kigali the lioness has been hailed as a women's rights advocate after she killed and ate her own cubs.
Planned Parenthood immediately jumped at the opportunity to leverage Kigali's popularity, offering her a job as the organization's mascot.
Kigali will appear in ads encouraging women to have as many abortions as they want and be available to counsel young ladies thinking about getting abortions.
"Imagine how inconvenient those two cubs would be if I'd kept them around---ugh," she said in a speech in front of Planned Parenthood's New York offices, with a lion from a local American zoo translating from her native German. "I'm now free to center my life around myself, having killed those two little unwelcome leeches."
She made it clear that the two cubs she killed weren't actually lions, per se, but just "clumps of cells" since she hadn't subjectively decided they were living beings yet. "As soon as I decided to terminate them, they became nothing more than parasites."
The lioness said she plans on sleeping around with other lions and killing and eating some more cubs, should she get pregnant. "My cubs, my choice."
https://babylonbee.com/news/lioness-that-killed-at... (
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Excellent. I would be laughing so hard I would have trouble stopping if it were not so right on target.
Does Kigali support Biden? Kamala Harris? Who will Planned Parenthood sponsor as the next Master of the Jungle?
How far are we from knowing the maternal history and reproductive details of the Democratic candidates?
Can we find out this history of Elizabeth Warren, Guildenbrand, Kamala Harris et.al., tto "qualify" them for being the Commander in Chief of Reproductive choice?
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/lioness-that-killed-ate-own-cubs-offered-job-as-planned-parenthood-mascot
Lioness Who Killed, Ate Own Cubs Hired As Planned Parenthood Mascot
August 12th, 2019 Satire
LEIPZIG—Kigali the lioness has been hailed as a women's rights advocate after she killed and ate her own cubs.
Planned Parenthood immediately jumped at the opportunity to leverage Kigali's popularity, offering her a job as the organization's mascot.
Kigali will appear in ads encouraging women to have as many abortions as they want and be available to counsel young ladies thinking about getting abortions.
"Imagine how inconvenient those two cubs would be if I'd kept them around---ugh," she said in a speech in front of Planned Parenthood's New York offices, with a lion from a local American zoo translating from her native German. "I'm now free to center my life around myself, having killed those two little unwelcome leeches."
She made it clear that the two cubs she killed weren't actually lions, per se, but just "clumps of cells" since she hadn't subjectively decided they were living beings yet. "As soon as I decided to terminate them, they became nothing more than parasites."
The lioness said she plans on sleeping around with other lions and killing and eating some more cubs, should she get pregnant. "My cubs, my choice."
https://babylonbee.com/news/lioness-that-killed-at... (
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Good one AuntiE and that is about right according to planned parenthood.
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