Men Agree To Let Women Run...
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
https://babylonbee.com/news/men-agree-to-let-women-run-the-world-as-long-as-theyll-stop-asking-questions-during-football-gamesMen Agree To Let Women Run The World As Long As They'll Stop Asking Questions During Football GamesAugust 8th, 2019
WORLD—The men of the world have agreed to cede control of everything over to women, "as long as they'll stop interrupting our football games with questions every five minutes."
"Look, you ladies can just go ahead and take over," said a representative for all men everywhere. "The wars, the crises, the taxes and stuff---it's all getting really old, if we're being honest. We just want to sit down and enjoy an NFL game for three hours without you asking what a first down is over and over again."
Women attending the press conference then asked what a first down was again.
"Ugh, it's like, you get four more chances to get the ball over to the endzone," the man said, clearly exasperated. "Though usually they use only three, and then on the fourth they'll punt or go for a field goal. What's that? Oh, yeah, the endzone is where---ah, never mind. Just take over already."
The world was then handed over to women. Things went well for a while, but the women couldn't decide where to run the world from, telling their husbands they didn't care where they went but then rejecting every suggestion the husbands made.
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/men-agree-to-let-women-run-the-world-as-long-as-theyll-stop-asking-questions-during-football-games
Men Agree To Let Women Run The World As Long As They'll Stop Asking Questions During Football Games
August 8th, 2019
WORLD—The men of the world have agreed to cede control of everything over to women, "as long as they'll stop interrupting our football games with questions every five minutes."
"Look, you ladies can just go ahead and take over," said a representative for all men everywhere. "The wars, the crises, the taxes and stuff---it's all getting really old, if we're being honest. We just want to sit down and enjoy an NFL game for three hours without you asking what a first down is over and over again."
Women attending the press conference then asked what a first down was again.
"Ugh, it's like, you get four more chances to get the ball over to the end zone," the man said, clearly exasperated. "Though usually they use only three, and then on the fourth they'll punt or go for a field goal. What's that? Oh, yeah, the end zone is where---ah, never mind. Just take over already."
The world was then handed over to women. Things went well for a while, but the women couldn't decide where to run the world from, telling their husbands they didn't care where they went but then rejecting every suggestion the husbands made.
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I most definitely feel UncleE's pain.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
slatten49 wrote:
I most definitely feel UncleE's pain.
You will feel some pain in a few weeks.
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/men-agree-to-let-women-run-the-world-as-long-as-theyll-stop-asking-questions-during-football-games
Men Agree To Let Women Run The World As Long As They'll Stop Asking Questions During Football Games
August 8th, 2019
WORLD—The men of the world have agreed to cede control of everything over to women, "as long as they'll stop interrupting our football games with questions every five minutes."
"Look, you ladies can just go ahead and take over," said a representative for all men everywhere. "The wars, the crises, the taxes and stuff---it's all getting really old, if we're being honest. We just want to sit down and enjoy an NFL game for three hours without you asking what a first down is over and over again."
Women attending the press conference then asked what a first down was again.
"Ugh, it's like, you get four more chances to get the ball over to the endzone," the man said, clearly exasperated. "Though usually they use only three, and then on the fourth they'll punt or go for a field goal. What's that? Oh, yeah, the endzone is where---ah, never mind. Just take over already."
The world was then handed over to women. Things went well for a while, but the women couldn't decide where to run the world from, telling their husbands they didn't care where they went but then rejecting every suggestion the husbands made.
https://babylonbee.com/news/men-agree-to-let-women... (
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You know, guys, if you can't figure out how to flush the toilet after using it, and actually do a load of laundry for your self, why do you think you can run a country efficiently?
SWMBO
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
no propaganda please wrote:
You know, guys, if you can't figure out how to flush the toilet after using it, and actually do a load of laundry for your self, why do you think you can run a country efficiently?
SWMBO
Not to mention my favorite, rinse a dish and place it in the dishwasher as opposed to setting it in the sink.
AuntiE wrote:
Not to mention my favorite, rinse a dish and place it in the dishwasher as opposed to setting it in the sink.
Since we don't have a dishwasher, that has never come up.
In case you are wondering, that was MY decision. The only time in the winter when my hands are even half way warm is when I am washing dishes.
SWMBO
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
no propaganda please wrote:
Since we don't have a dishwasher, that has never come up.
In case you are wondering, that was MY decision. The only time in the winter when my hands are even half way warm is when I am washing dishes.
SWMBO
Even if there is no dishwasher, the least that could be done is rinse a dish until it is washed.
we have a easy solution to the rinsing problem. put the dishes on the floor and let the dogs lick them clean. then we wash them well.
AuntiE wrote:
Not to mention my favorite, rinse a dish and place it in the dishwasher as opposed to setting it in the sink.
That's one of my pet peeves too! My female piles dishes in the sink. Drives me nuts!!
no propaganda please wrote:
we have a easy solution to the rinsing problem. put the dishes on the floor and let the dogs lick them clean. then we wash them well.
Works for me
Our dogs are good with it, too.
slatten49 wrote:
Works for me
Our dogs are good with it, too.
Since we have 5 dogs, we have to be careful which ones are out at prewash time, so the older dogs don't intimidate the two younger ones, one of which is less than 3 months old. The Staffordshire Bull terrier would not start a fight, but he won't back down and he has a powerful mouth.
no propaganda please wrote:
You know, guys, if you can't figure out how to flush the toilet after using it, and actually do a load of laundry for your self, why do you think you can run a country efficiently?
SWMBO
Not just flushing but come on, how can such a good sized target as a toilet bowl be missed so often?
Rose42 wrote:
Not just flushing but come on, how can such a good sized target as a toilet bowl be missed so often?
That problem does not occur here, he knows better than that.
Several friends who seem to have the same discussion with their husbands have solved it by making him clean the entire bathroom if he forgets to make sure the dribble is gone.
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/men-agree-to-let-women-run-the-world-as-long-as-theyll-stop-asking-questions-during-football-games
Men Agree To Let Women Run The World As Long As They'll Stop Asking Questions During Football Games
August 8th, 2019
WORLD—The men of the world have agreed to cede control of everything over to women, "as long as they'll stop interrupting our football games with questions every five minutes."
"Look, you ladies can just go ahead and take over," said a representative for all men everywhere. "The wars, the crises, the taxes and stuff---it's all getting really old, if we're being honest. We just want to sit down and enjoy an NFL game for three hours without you asking what a first down is over and over again."
Women attending the press conference then asked what a first down was again.
"Ugh, it's like, you get four more chances to get the ball over to the endzone," the man said, clearly exasperated. "Though usually they use only three, and then on the fourth they'll punt or go for a field goal. What's that? Oh, yeah, the endzone is where---ah, never mind. Just take over already."
The world was then handed over to women. Things went well for a while, but the women couldn't decide where to run the world from, telling their husbands they didn't care where they went but then rejecting every suggestion the husbands made.
https://babylonbee.com/news/men-agree-to-let-women... (
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I don't have that problem any more unfortunately. Thanks for the laughs AuntiE.
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