Seth wrote:
If you read between the lines, it's plain as day -- however, you can only read between those particular lines if you are equipped with The Original, Super Duper TDS Deluxe Between The Lines Scanner®, Far Left Version. "Order one in the next 30 minutes, get a Ginsu knife absolutely free..." 😁
I hope it is endorsed by AARP. I am a senior citizen and I 'm just not as sharp as I once was. When I get that demented somebody please freaking take me out into the woods and put me down like an old dog.