badbobby Loc: texas

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.



But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.Janie's parents were both in the United States Marine Corps."Janie," she asked, "do you have a story to share?"



"Yes ma'am. MyDaddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a MarineCorps pilot inOperation Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"

" He said to stay away from Mommy when she's been drinking."

bahmer

Good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs.
Hows the weather down there in the Sahara Desert called Texas?

Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa

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Good...she had the common sense not let the bottle of whiskey go to waste!

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I am reminded of The Sgt. Major in her prime...though, she's still dangerous.

bahmer

Sounds like a Slats story are you sure it wasn't one of his kids?

badbobby Loc: texas

hafta go along with the dastardly one
he would know

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Marines do know all.

badbobby Loc: texas

I was speaking solely of the Sgt Major
it's extremely doubtful that you know anything else

elledee

now thats funny.... thanks for a really good laugh