A Compassionate Lawyer
Jun 12, 2019 10:15:59 #
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along
the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he
got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat
grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer
said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating
grass under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife
and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as
the limousine.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."
Come on . . . did you really think there was such a thing as a heartwarming
lawyer story?
Look at Congress -- over 300 Lawyers!!!
the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he
got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat
grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer
said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating
grass under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the second poor man he stated, "You may come with us, also."
The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife
and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as
the limousine.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."
Come on . . . did you really think there was such a thing as a heartwarming
lawyer story?
Look at Congress -- over 300 Lawyers!!!
Jun 12, 2019 10:50:56 #
Michael Rich
Loc: Lapine Oregon
eagleye13 wrote:
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine... (show quote)
Eagle, that is a gem!
Jun 12, 2019 12:39:07 #
eagleye13 wrote:
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine... (show quote)
You have restored my faith.
Jun 12, 2019 12:52:30 #
Jun 13, 2019 05:51:43 #
Jun 13, 2019 09:59:21 #
wolffy wrote:
Why do lawyers wear neckties? To keep the foreskin from snapping back over their heads!
Why do Lawyers call themselves Attorneys?
To try to hide their identity.
Jun 13, 2019 10:03:56 #
Michael Rich
Loc: Lapine Oregon
eagleye13 wrote:
Why do Lawyers call themselves Attorneys?
To try to hide their identity.
To try to hide their identity.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?.."your honor"
What do you call a lawyer with the IQ of 50?..."senator"
Jun 13, 2019 10:08:49 #
byronglimish wrote:
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?.."your honor"
What do you call a lawyer with the IQ of 50?..."senator"
What do you call a lawyer with the IQ of 50?..."senator"
What do you call a Democrat with an IQ above 60?
Presidential material.
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