A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.
A mathematician badbobby, an accountant Slatten and an economist Peewee apply for the same job.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician badbobby and asks: "What does two plus two equal?"
The mathematician badbobby replies: "Four."
The interviewer asks: "Four, exactly?"
The mathematician badbobby looks at the interviewer incredulously and says: "Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant Slatten and asks the same question.
"What does two plus two equal?"
The accountant Slatten says: "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist Peewee and poses the same question.
"What does two plus two equal?"
The economist Peewee gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, leans close to the interviewer and whispers: "What do you want it to equal?"
bahmer wrote:
A mathematician badbobby, an accountant Slatten and an economist Peewee apply for the same job.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician badbobby and asks: "What does two plus two equal?"
The mathematician badbobby replies: "Four."
The interviewer asks: "Four, exactly?"
The mathematician badbobby looks at the interviewer incredulously and says: "Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant Slatten and asks the same question.
"What does two plus two equal?"
The accountant Slatten says: "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist Peewee and poses the same question.
"What does two plus two equal?"
The economist Peewee gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, leans close to the interviewer and whispers: "What do you want it to equal?"
A mathematician badbobby, an accountant Slatten an... (
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Assuming it is a government job, I assume that PeeWee was hired, and given a large raise on day 2.
no propaganda please wrote:
Assuming it is a government job, I assume that PeeWee was hired, and given a large raise on day 2.
Probably right and badbobby went fishin instead of to work and Slatten kept on eating.
bahmer wrote:
A mathematician badbobby, an accountant Slatten and an economist Peewee apply for the same job.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician badbobby and asks: "What does two plus two equal?"
The mathematician badbobby replies: "Four."
The interviewer asks: "Four, exactly?"
The mathematician badbobby looks at the interviewer incredulously and says: "Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant Slatten and asks the same question.
"What does two plus two equal?"
The accountant Slatten says: "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist Peewee and poses the same question.
"What does two plus two equal?"
The economist Peewee gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, leans close to the interviewer and whispers: "What do you want it to equal?"
A mathematician badbobby, an accountant Slatten an... (
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Peewee go it right. Lol
I used to have a shirt that said 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
And...4 out of 3 people have a problem with math...
bahmer wrote:
A mathematician badbobby, an accountant Slatten and an economist Peewee apply for the same job.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician badbobby and asks: "What does two plus two equal?"
The mathematician badbobby replies: "Four."
The interviewer asks: "Four, exactly?"
The mathematician badbobby looks at the interviewer incredulously and says: "Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant Slatten and asks the same question.
"What does two plus two equal?"
The accountant Slatten says: "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist Peewee and poses the same question.
"What does two plus two equal?"
The economist Peewee gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, leans close to the interviewer and whispers: "What do you want it to equal?"
A mathematician badbobby, an accountant Slatten an... (
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"The economist Peewee gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, leans close to the interviewer and whispers: "What do you want it to equal?""
Can we tie down MSNBC on that one?
bahmer wrote:
A mathematician badbobby, an accountant Slatten and an economist Peewee apply for the same job.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician badbobby and asks: "What does two plus two equal?"
The mathematician badbobby replies: "Four."
The interviewer asks: "Four, exactly?"
The mathematician badbobby looks at the interviewer incredulously and says: "Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant Slatten and asks the same question.
"What does two plus two equal?"
The accountant Slatten says: "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist Peewee and poses the same question.
"What does two plus two equal?"
The economist Peewee gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, leans close to the interviewer and whispers: "What do you want it to equal?"
A mathematician badbobby, an accountant Slatten an... (
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I see you got up early
you beat the dastardly one to it
badbobby wrote:
I see you got up early
you beat the dastardly one to it
Usually you are the one that beats him by getting up early.
Peewee wrote:
Dadgumit, that's the umpteenth time I've been in t... (
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it's cause you are so easy Peewee
badbobby wrote:
it's cause you are so easy Peewee
Ha-ha, only because I'm here and you're there Braveheart.
Otherwise and I'd give you a wedgie.
Have you started looking at casting nets yet?
Or are you gonna start fishing from piers and banks?
You should look into a fiberglass pedal boat.
It's a zen thang, you and the motor become one.
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