Sumpin ta stink 'bout......
Sumpin ta stink 'bout......
DNA
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."
Husband: "What's up?"
Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid."
Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then you said: "Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there."
[quote=Oldsailor65]Sumpin ta stink 'bout......
DNA
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."
Husband: "What's up?"
Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid."
Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then you said: "Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there."[/quote
Oh brother, that one kind of stinks...and so does my comment, whoo
maximus
Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Sumpin ta stink 'bout......
DNA
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."
Husband: "What's up?"
Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid."
Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then you said: "Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there."
Sumpin ta stink 'bout...... br br DNA br br Afte... (
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You really caught me off guard there....good one....a keeper.
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Sumpin ta stink 'bout......
DNA
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."
Husband: "What's up?"
Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid."
Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then you said: "Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there."
Sumpin ta stink 'bout...... br br DNA br br Afte... (
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Boy, you try to do what the wife tells you and you still come out the bad guy!
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Sumpin ta stink 'bout......
DNA
After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: "Honey, I have something very serious to tell you."
Husband: "What's up?"
Wife: "According to DNA test results, this is not our kid."
Husband: "Well, you don't remember, do you?? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then you said: "Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there."
Sumpin ta stink 'bout...... br br DNA br br Afte... (
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Good one there Salty thanks for the laughs.
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