Demanding To Know Why He Allowed...
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
https://babylonbee.com/news/demanding-to-know-why-he-allowed-president-trump-to-get-elected-dems-subpoena-godDemanding To Know Why He Allowed President Trump To Get Elected, Dems Subpoena GodMay 22nd, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trying to get to the bottom of how and why President Trump was elected, House Democrats issued a subpoena to the Almighty God to force Him to testify in Congress Wednesday.
While House leadership was quick to clarify that they don't believe in the God of the Bible per se, they said they had to explore "all possible avenues" in their exhaustive search for an answer as to why Trump was put in the White House.
"We're not sure if God is out there or if there's some great positive spiritual energy holding up the cosmos," said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. "But whoever he or she or xe is, we will interrogate them. We will not allow God to get off the hook for His collusion in bending all of human history to His irresistible will."
After the Lord, who sits in the heavens and does all He pleases, did not show up at their hearing, Democrats were seen eating KFC to mock Him for being "a chicken" and issued a stern warning.
"These subpoenas are not optional," said Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler. "When the Congress of the United States commands you to appear, you appear. I don't care if you are the Lord of all creation. Trump is in the White House, and we will get answers."
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/demanding-to-know-why-he-allowed-president-trump-to-get-elected-dems-subpoena-god
Demanding To Know Why He Allowed President Trump To Get Elected, Dems Subpoena God
May 22nd, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trying to get to the bottom of how and why President Trump was elected, House Democrats issued a subpoena to the Almighty God to force Him to testify in Congress Wednesday.
While House leadership was quick to clarify that they don't believe in the God of the Bible per se, they said they had to explore "all possible avenues" in their exhaustive search for an answer as to why Trump was put in the White House.
"We're not sure if God is out there or if there's some great positive spiritual energy holding up the cosmos," said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. "But whoever he or she or xe is, we will interrogate them. We will not allow God to get off the hook for His collusion in bending all of human history to His irresistible will."
After the Lord, who sits in the heavens and does all He pleases, did not show up at their hearing, Democrats were seen eating KFC to mock Him for being "a chicken" and issued a stern warning.
"These subpoenas are not optional," said Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler. "When the Congress of the United States commands you to appear, you appear. I don't care if you are the Lord of all creation. Trump is in the White House, and we will get answers."
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Who knew there were any Democrat politicians who believed there was a God.
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/demanding-to-know-why-he-allowed-president-trump-to-get-elected-dems-subpoena-god
Demanding To Know Why He Allowed President Trump To Get Elected, Dems Subpoena God
May 22nd, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trying to get to the bottom of how and why President Trump was elected, House Democrats issued a subpoena to the Almighty God to force Him to testify in Congress Wednesday.
While House leadership was quick to clarify that they don't believe in the God of the Bible per se, they said they had to explore "all possible avenues" in their exhaustive search for an answer as to why Trump was put in the White House.
"We're not sure if God is out there or if there's some great positive spiritual energy holding up the cosmos," said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. "But whoever he or she or xe is, we will interrogate them. We will not allow God to get off the hook for His collusion in bending all of human history to His irresistible will."
After the Lord, who sits in the heavens and does all He pleases, did not show up at their hearing, Democrats were seen eating KFC to mock Him for being "a chicken" and issued a stern warning.
"These subpoenas are not optional," said Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler. "When the Congress of the United States commands you to appear, you appear. I don't care if you are the Lord of all creation. Trump is in the White House, and we will get answers."
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It wasn’t God, it was Putin.
Kevyn wrote:
It wasn’t God, it was Putin.
Is Putin the god Pelosi prays to? You people who mock the Creator will even be more consumed with chaos and confusion as you lose more in the political arena.
p.s. You actually feel that you are too educated to believe in God!
byronglimish wrote:
Is Putin the god Pelosi prays to? You people who mock the Creator will even be more consumed with chaos and confusion as you lose more in the political arena.
p.s. You actually feel that you are too educated to believe in God!
Hey, get a grip, Trump worships Putin
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/demanding-to-know-why-he-allowed-president-trump-to-get-elected-dems-subpoena-god
Demanding To Know Why He Allowed President Trump To Get Elected, Dems Subpoena God
May 22nd, 2019
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trying to get to the bottom of how and why President Trump was elected, House Democrats issued a subpoena to the Almighty God to force Him to testify in Congress Wednesday.
While House leadership was quick to clarify that they don't believe in the God of the Bible per se, they said they had to explore "all possible avenues" in their exhaustive search for an answer as to why Trump was put in the White House.
"We're not sure if God is out there or if there's some great positive spiritual energy holding up the cosmos," said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. "But whoever he or she or xe is, we will interrogate them. We will not allow God to get off the hook for His collusion in bending all of human history to His irresistible will."
After the Lord, who sits in the heavens and does all He pleases, did not show up at their hearing, Democrats were seen eating KFC to mock Him for being "a chicken" and issued a stern warning.
"These subpoenas are not optional," said Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee Jerry Nadler. "When the Congress of the United States commands you to appear, you appear. I don't care if you are the Lord of all creation. Trump is in the White House, and we will get answers."
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It sure sounds like the democrat party to me. Thanks for the humor AuntiE.
Carol Kelly wrote:
Not me!
Democrat/socialists believe in small g gods, like government
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