How Slatten ended up where he is today.
A young executive Slatten was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive Slatten. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent," beamed the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I only need one copy."
slatten49 wrote:
I love to shred papers.
Me too....
The paper shredder in the office was my Christmas gift to my colleagues....
Crumpling it up and shooting for the trash can just ain't the same...
Good joke Bahmer... Glad you chose Slatten
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Me too....
The paper shredder in the office was my Christmas gift to my colleagues....
Crumpling it up and shooting for the trash can just ain't the same...
Good joke Bahmer... Glad you chose Slatten
When in doubt, it is best to go with a Marine.
bahmer wrote:
A young executive Slatten was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive Slatten. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent," beamed the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I only need one copy."
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Bahmer
Almost as bad or good as a newspaper exec giving a guided tour patting an air conditioner and stating
it was the latest “state-of-art” photo typesetting machine. Needless to say it was HIS last guided tour.
Snoopy
bahmer wrote:
A young executive Slatten was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive Slatten. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent," beamed the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I only need one copy."
A young executive Slatten was leaving the office l... (
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as a typical Jarhead
the dastardly one screwed up
badbobby wrote:
as a typical Jarhead
the dastardly one screwed up
Heck, I was looking for a job when I found that one
It took but a while to realize I could make a damn good living playing poker with clueless Squids.
slatten49 wrote:
Heck, I was looking for a job when I found that one
It took but a while to realize I could make a damn good living playing poker with clueless Squids.
ohho!!
\so that's why you wound up in the poor house
lucky for you the Sgt Major felt pity and rescued you
badbobby wrote:
ohho!!
\so that's why you wound up in the poor house
lucky for you the Sgt Major felt pity and rescued you
The Sgt. Major has taken more money from me than you could dream of taking at the poker table.
slatten49 wrote:
The Sgt. Major has taken more money from me than you could dream of taking at the poker table.
fraid I'd believe her version on that
tactful
Loc: just North of the District of LMAO
badbobby wrote:
fraid I'd believe her version on that
if nuthin else it's good to see sense of humor on this board ,well done,keep er goin 🤕
Looks like the Navy and Marines are still battling. ahahahhahaha
Armageddun wrote:
Looks like the Navy and Marines are still battling. ahahahhahaha
They are still not-so-pretty one-sided affair(s), with Marines coming out on top...as per usual.
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