BadBobby & Bahmer were bungee-jumping one day, when the ol' feller says to Bahmer,
"You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."
Bahmer thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square.
As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.
Bahmer jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, BB notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.
Unfortunately, BB isn’t able catch him...Bahmer falls again, bounces and comes back up again.
This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, BB misses him. (on purpose, perhaps
)
Bahmer falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.
Luckily, BB finally grabs him and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
Bahmer lifts his head weakly and says, "No, the cord was fine. But, tell me... what the heck is a piñata?"