Smedley_buzkill wrote:
Whilst I wot not this name of Nick, withal I do thank thee for thy attention, hence shall I hight The Bard since in sooth thou dost not bestow ye moniker swoopstake, then shall I bear it as a periaptic shield against ye contumely. as I peregrinate during the course of this, ye mortal coil.
Smooth, do you talk to your wife like that and more importantly, does it work? Or doth she skewer ye mortal coil with her triced edged epee? Doest the lady buyeth a potion from yon apothecary to putteth thee senses to slumber and perchance to sleep because she hath a headache?