Good one!
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.
He described a typical day this way:
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake,
drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake,
marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy,
crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!”
”NAH,” he replied, “I'm just a shitty golfer.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEwnd1wbE-M
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
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Looks as if you've been there and done that.
Squiddiddler wrote:
Good one!
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.
He described a typical day this way:
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake,
drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush,
jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake,
marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy,
crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!”
”NAH,” he replied, “I'm just a shitty golfer.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEwnd1wbE-MGood one! br br br br br br During his phys... (
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