A wish to live forever
A magical fairy yesterday said she would grant Bubba one wish.
"I wish to live forever," said Bubba.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "That is the only wish I'm not allowed to grant."
"Fine," Bubba said, "then I want to die the day after Congress is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women all who act only in the people's best interests!"
"You crafty Bastard," replied the fairy.
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