National crisis
Feb 27, 2019 05:35:07 #
It's been a long, long day, and John the truck driver really wanted to just get home. Living in Washington D.C, he knew traffic would be bad this time of evening, but to his horror, a traffic jam reared ahead of him larger than anything he could have anticipated.
Bewildered, since he hadn't heard anything yet on the news, he stuck his head out and just kept seeing cars slowing down and then driving off.
Nothing was moving.
joke traffic jam
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Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress!"
"Oh my gosh!" exclaimed John.
"And they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom."
"Jeez Louise!" moaned John.
"Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire!"
"Lord have mercy!" cried John.
"We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" asked John.
"About a gallon."
Bewildered, since he hadn't heard anything yet on the news, he stuck his head out and just kept seeing cars slowing down and then driving off.
Nothing was moving.
joke traffic jam
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Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress!"
"Oh my gosh!" exclaimed John.
"And they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom."
"Jeez Louise!" moaned John.
"Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire!"
"Lord have mercy!" cried John.
"We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" asked John.
"About a gallon."
Feb 27, 2019 05:43:04 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
badbobby wrote:
It's been a long, long day, and John the truck dri... (show quote)
Aren't you glad you never became a senator.
Feb 27, 2019 06:24:24 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
Aren't you glad you never became a senator.
sure am Tom
Wouldn't have as much time to go fishin
Wait a minute
I'd prolly have more time
and would still be paid while I was fishin
I shoulda thought a this years ago
Feb 27, 2019 08:30:36 #
badbobby wrote:
It's been a long, long day, and John the truck dri... (show quote)
Ya nut, but love it... lolol
Love your avi!!!
Feb 27, 2019 23:23:12 #
Feb 27, 2019 23:27:08 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
badbobby wrote:
sure am Tom
Wouldn't have as much time to go fishin
Wait a minute
I'd prolly have more time
and would still be paid while I was fishin
I shoulda thought a this years ago
Wouldn't have as much time to go fishin
Wait a minute
I'd prolly have more time
and would still be paid while I was fishin
I shoulda thought a this years ago
Feb 28, 2019 11:37:57 #
badbobby wrote:
sure am Tom
Wouldn't have as much time to go fishin
Wait a minute
I'd prolly have more time
and would still be paid while I was fishin
I shoulda thought a this years ago
Wouldn't have as much time to go fishin
Wait a minute
I'd prolly have more time
and would still be paid while I was fishin
I shoulda thought a this years ago
I am waiting on the fishin report from yesterday plus any possible photos of you and all the large mouthed bass that you caught.
Feb 28, 2019 12:13:24 #
lindajoy wrote:
Ya nut, but love it... lolol
Love your avi!!!
Love your avi!!!
thank you lovely lady
Slat put his pic up for his avvy
so I figgered he needed a lil competition
of course there's no comparison
handsome Sailor
lowly Jarhead
Feb 28, 2019 12:16:33 #
badbobby wrote:
It's been a long, long day, and John the truck dri... (show quote)
Take whatever I have in the tank. I'll push my car home.
Feb 28, 2019 12:19:55 #
bahmer wrote:
I am waiting on the fishin report from yesterday plus any possible photos of you and all the large mouthed bass that you caught.
sorry bahm
no pics today
bass totally uncooperative
guess that's why they call it fishin
stead of catchin
even the gators hid
Feb 28, 2019 12:20:53 #
Feb 28, 2019 12:24:10 #
badbobby wrote:
sorry bahm
no pics today
bass totally uncooperative
guess that's why they call it fishin
stead of catchin
even the gators hid
no pics today
bass totally uncooperative
guess that's why they call it fishin
stead of catchin
even the gators hid
Well at least you got some fresh air that is always good for the body.
Mar 3, 2019 13:04:04 #
badbobby wrote:
thank you lovely lady
Slat put his pic up for his avvy
so I figgered he needed a lil competition
of course there's no comparison
handsome Sailor
lowly Jarhead
Slat put his pic up for his avvy
so I figgered he needed a lil competition
of course there's no comparison
handsome Sailor
lowly Jarhead
Lololol you sure make it hard for an honoree swabbie and marine given to me by both of you...
Competition is good, bet both of you would have had a heck of a time in basic~~ lololol .... I find you both rather attractive eye catchers!!
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