Kanuck likes to travel and experience new things around the world. Eventually, his travels take him to Texas. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. “Wow, this bed is huge!”
“EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!” says bahm the bellhop.
Canuck heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge barstool and orders a beer.
“Wow, these drinks are enormous!”Kanuck exclaims and orders about three more
Slatten,the bartender disclaims: “EVERYTHING is big in Texas!”
After downing about six, Kanuck asks where the bathroom is. “Second door to the right,” says badbobby,who is sitting next to him and marveling at his capacity to drink
Kanuck heads for the bathroom but drunkenly enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and the poor guy falls right in.
The few swimmers there were shocked when Kanuck suddenly popped his head up from under the water flailing his arms and screaming, “Don’t flush, DON'T FLUSH!!!!!”
every thing is big in Texas
badbobby wrote:
Kanuck likes to travel and experience new things around the world. Eventually, his travels take him to Texas. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. “Wow, this bed is huge!”
“EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!” says bahm the bellhop.
Canuck heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge barstool and orders a beer.
“Wow, these drinks are enormous!”Kanuck exclaims and orders about three more
Slatten,the bartender disclaims: “EVERYTHING is big in Texas!”
After downing about six, Kanuck asks where the bathroom is. “Second door to the right,” says badbobby,who is sitting next to him and marveling at his capacity to drink
Kanuck heads for the bathroom but drunkenly enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and the poor guy falls right in.
The few swimmers there were shocked when Kanuck suddenly popped his head up from under the water flailing his arms and screaming, “Don’t flush, DON'T FLUSH!!!!!”
every thing is big in Texas
Kanuck likes to travel and experience new things ... (
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Going after the young-un, huh, BB
Remember, he's twelve hours difference from us...probably asleep.
badbobby wrote:
Kanuck likes to travel and experience new things around the world. Eventually, his travels take him to Texas. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. “Wow, this bed is huge!”
“EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!” says bahm the bellhop.
Canuck heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge barstool and orders a beer.
“Wow, these drinks are enormous!”Kanuck exclaims and orders about three more
Slatten,the bartender disclaims: “EVERYTHING is big in Texas!”
After downing about six, Kanuck asks where the bathroom is. “Second door to the right,” says badbobby,who is sitting next to him and marveling at his capacity to drink
Kanuck heads for the bathroom but drunkenly enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and the poor guy falls right in.
The few swimmers there were shocked when Kanuck suddenly popped his head up from under the water flailing his arms and screaming, “Don’t flush, DON'T FLUSH!!!!!”
every thing is big in Texas
Kanuck likes to travel and experience new things ... (
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Nice
Why was my name changed to Kanuck?
And really... Drunk after only six? On American beer? Maybe y'all brew it stronger in Texas...
And thanks... When you had me heading into the wrong room I realized Archie hadn't shown up yet... And everything is bigger in Texas
slatten49 wrote:
Going after the young-un, huh, BB
Remember, he's twelve hours difference from us...probably asleep.
We young-uns have amazing stamina... An hour here.... An hour there... Then we are back in the fray...
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Be wary, 'young-un.'
BB is, shall we say, very 'seasoned.' I believe there is an old saying that goes something like this: "Old age, accompanied by deviousness and conniving, will take down the arrogance of youth and skill every time."
BTW, taking a break.
slatten49 wrote:
Be wary, 'young-un.'
BB is, shall we say, very 'seasoned.' I believe there is an old saying that goes something like this: "Old age, accompanied by deviousness and conniving, will take down the arrogance of youth and skill every time."
BTW, taking a break.
Youth and SKILL... My face is red
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Youth and SKILL... My face is red
No need for embarrassment, CD. BB has been at this, it would seem, for centuries.
slatten49 wrote:
No need for embarrassment, CD. BB has been at this, it would seem, for centuries.
Yep... He was telling me about how they used to text with smoke signals... Pretty amazing how things change...
badbobby wrote:
Kanuck likes to travel and experience new things around the world. Eventually, his travels take him to Texas. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. “Wow, this bed is huge!”
“EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!” says bahm the bellhop.
Canuck heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge barstool and orders a beer.
“Wow, these drinks are enormous!”Kanuck exclaims and orders about three more
Slatten,the bartender disclaims: “EVERYTHING is big in Texas!”
After downing about six, Kanuck asks where the bathroom is. “Second door to the right,” says badbobby,who is sitting next to him and marveling at his capacity to drink
Kanuck heads for the bathroom but drunkenly enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and the poor guy falls right in.
The few swimmers there were shocked when Kanuck suddenly popped his head up from under the water flailing his arms and screaming, “Don’t flush, DON'T FLUSH!!!!!”
every thing is big in Texas
Kanuck likes to travel and experience new things ... (
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Lolololololololhahahahahaha
slatten49 wrote:
Going after the young-un, huh, BB
Remember, he's twelve hours difference from us...probably asleep.
then this should wake him up
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Nice
Why was my name changed to Kanuck?
And really... Drunk after only six? On American beer? Maybe y'all brew it stronger in Texas...
And thanks... When you had me heading into the wrong room I realized Archie hadn't shown up yet... And everything is bigger in Texas
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Kanuck just seems to fit you better than'Kanuckus Deplorabus'(much too much typing time)
So I took advantage of my seniority on OPP and changed it to suit me
Okay??
badbobby wrote:
Kanuck just seems to fit you better than'Kanuckus Deplorabus'(much too much typing time)
So I took advantage of my seniority on OPP and changed it to suit me
Okay??
Given your seniority, BB, let's just make you King of OPP...though, I won't swear to blind allegiance.
badbobby wrote:
Kanuck just seems to fit you better than'Kanuckus Deplorabus'(much too much typing time)
So I took advantage of my seniority on OPP and changed it to suit me
Okay??
Or just call him KP to remind all what to us him for
badbobby wrote:
Kanuck just seems to fit you better than'Kanuckus Deplorabus'(much too much typing time)
So I took advantage of my seniority on OPP and changed it to suit me
Okay??
Follow a Marine's exemplary lead and call him 'CD,' short for his moniker Canuckus Deploracus
Capiche, ya' durn Squid
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