DEAR NEIGHBOR:
Hi, George. This is Richard, next door. I've got a confession to make.
I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face.
At least I'm telling you in this text, I can't live with myself a minute longer without your
knowing about this.
The truth is, when you're not around, I've been sharing your wife,
day and night. Probably much more than you.
I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.
Richard
George, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door,
and shot Richard dead.
He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. George then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.
Hi, George. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text.
I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife."
Technology, huh?
It'll be the death of us all
Yeah
Damn phone does that crap.
Could get ya killed.
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