archie bunker wrote:
I can't Tom. Too many scandals in my past.
In Jr High, I relieved a fellow of his erection in the showers in gym class with the snap of a towel.
Then there are the girls that I groped in the back seat of my car in high school...
I would be a flawed candidate, unfortunately.
Otherwise, I would.
Towel snapping...
Man that was painful...
You miss one easy goal and...
Well.. It's probably best just to turtle up and wait for the welts to go down...
Sure is fun when you're dishing it out...
I liked to wet the end of the towel first...