Lee and Billy are cousins, Democrat and Republican respectively. At the family reunion they got to arguing about politics, so their grandmother tells them to knock it off. They keep at it, so she tells them to go get some more ice from the store and argue in the car, which they did.
Halfway to the store a drunk driver crosses the median at full speed and kills them both in a head-on. Lee and Billy soon found themselves standing before St. Peter at The Pearly Gates.
The Holy Gatekeeper looks at Lee and says, “Let’s see… you’re a devout Christian who volunteered, kept the commandments, helped others… you may enter into Heaven.” Then he looks at Billy and says, “Hmm… lifelong Christian, kept the commandments, volunteered and donated to charity… you also may enter into Heaven.”
Suddenly Billy pipes up and says, “While we got you here, can I ask you a couple of questions?” St. Peter responds, “Of course, my child.”
Billy says, “Didn’t more people watch Trump’s inauguration than any other?”
St. Peter says, “No, my son, Obama’s inauguration had the biggest audience.”
“Well,” says Billy, “shouldn’t Hillary be in jail?”
“No, my son,” replies St. Peter, “the investigations into Benghazi and the emails were just show trials to cast doubt on her candidacy.”
“Uh huh,” says Billy. “But now, it’s true that there was no collusion between Trump and Russia, right?”
St. Peter shakes his head and says, “Trump is a tool of Putin — he totally collaborated.”
“Wow,” says Billy. He looks over at Lee and says, “Man, I had no idea the Deep State went this deep!”