Sad Chuckles for the Day?
Jan 9, 2019 14:13:15 #
Sad Chuckles for the Day?
Enigmas...
(1) Isn't it weird that in America our flag and our culture offend so many people, but our benefits don't?
(2) How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student loans, when illegal aliens are receiving a free education?
(3) Only in America are legal citizens labeled "racists" and "Nazis," but illegal aliens are called "Dreamers."
(4) Liberals say, "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it's worth it." Well then, if deporting all illegals saves just one life, wouldn't that be worth it?
(5) I can't quite figure out how you can proudly wave the flag of another country but consider it punishment to be sent back there.
(6) The Constitution: It doesn't need to be rewritten; it needs to be reread.
( 7) William F. Buckley said: "Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view and are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view."
(8) Joseph Sobran said: "'Need' now means wanting someone else's money. 'Greed' means wanting to keep your own. 'Compassion' is when a politician arranges the transfer."
(9) Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but some people still insist the last one was due to climate change.
You can't fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use!
Some say that we should stop killing Ducks to make Duck Tape. And THEY VOTE. SCARY!
Enigmas...
(1) Isn't it weird that in America our flag and our culture offend so many people, but our benefits don't?
(2) How can the federal government ask U.S. citizens to pay back student loans, when illegal aliens are receiving a free education?
(3) Only in America are legal citizens labeled "racists" and "Nazis," but illegal aliens are called "Dreamers."
(4) Liberals say, "If confiscating all guns saves just one life, it's worth it." Well then, if deporting all illegals saves just one life, wouldn't that be worth it?
(5) I can't quite figure out how you can proudly wave the flag of another country but consider it punishment to be sent back there.
(6) The Constitution: It doesn't need to be rewritten; it needs to be reread.
( 7) William F. Buckley said: "Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other points of view and are then shocked and offended when they discover there are other points of view."
(8) Joseph Sobran said: "'Need' now means wanting someone else's money. 'Greed' means wanting to keep your own. 'Compassion' is when a politician arranges the transfer."
(9) Florida has had 119 hurricanes since 1850, but some people still insist the last one was due to climate change.
You can't fix stupid, no matter how much duct tape you use!
Some say that we should stop killing Ducks to make Duck Tape. And THEY VOTE. SCARY!
Jan 9, 2019 14:31:14 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Capt-jack wrote:
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Excellent food for thought. I have passed it on to a couple of people already. Thank for posting it.
Jan 9, 2019 14:37:25 #
Capt-jack wrote:
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Amen and Amen excellent thanks for list.
Jan 9, 2019 14:46:55 #
I love the meme that has occasionally wearing a teashirt that has an arrow pointing up that says I’m with stupid! Should make millions to disperse at the polls!!!
Jan 9, 2019 18:09:39 #
Jan 10, 2019 11:31:58 #
Jan 10, 2019 13:42:04 #
Capt-jack wrote:
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very good CJ
but I might add
#7 --both the liberals and the conservatives are guilty
Jan 11, 2019 01:14:20 #
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