The Americans With No Abilities Act (ANAA)
Jan 8, 2019 13:34:02 #
Democratic Senators are considering introducing legislation that will
provide new benefits for many more Americans. The Americans With No
Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of
the millions of Americans who lack any real skills and ambition.
“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and
drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in
society,” said California Sen. Kamala Harris. “We can no
longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and
passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to
grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they
have some idea of what they are doing.”
In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success
of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing
opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level,
the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring
Persons with No Ability (63 percent).
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level
positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real
responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and
performance.
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures
to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning,
for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, “Do you
have any skills or experience that relate to this job?”
“As a non-abled person, I can’t be expected to keep up with
people who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who
lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the Toyota plant in Georgetown,
KY due to her inability to remember “righty tighty, lefty
loosey”. “This new law should be real good for people like
me. I’ll finally have job security.” With the passage of this
bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a
light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Sen. Dick Durbin, II: “As a senator with no abilities, I
believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be
extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers
to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her
inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a
good salary for doing so.”
This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane Feinstein,
Kamala Harris, Maxine Waters, Cory Booker, Bernie Sanders, Chuck Schumer,
Jeff Flake, Chris Van Holland, Elizabeth Warren & Nancy
Pelosi........ all Americans With No Abilities whatsoever!!
provide new benefits for many more Americans. The Americans With No
Abilities Act is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of
the millions of Americans who lack any real skills and ambition.
“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and
drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in
society,” said California Sen. Kamala Harris. “We can no
longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and
passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to
grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they
have some idea of what they are doing.”
In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success
of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing
opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level,
the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring
Persons with No Ability (63 percent).
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level
positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real
responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and
performance.
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures
to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning,
for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, “Do you
have any skills or experience that relate to this job?”
“As a non-abled person, I can’t be expected to keep up with
people who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who
lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the Toyota plant in Georgetown,
KY due to her inability to remember “righty tighty, lefty
loosey”. “This new law should be real good for people like
me. I’ll finally have job security.” With the passage of this
bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a
light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Sen. Dick Durbin, II: “As a senator with no abilities, I
believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be
extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers
to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her
inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a
good salary for doing so.”
This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane Feinstein,
Kamala Harris, Maxine Waters, Cory Booker, Bernie Sanders, Chuck Schumer,
Jeff Flake, Chris Van Holland, Elizabeth Warren & Nancy
Pelosi........ all Americans With No Abilities whatsoever!!
Jan 8, 2019 13:37:45 #
Jakebrake wrote:
Democratic Senators are considering introducing le... (show quote)
This has been posted before but it is still funny thanks for the laughs.
Jan 8, 2019 13:40:28 #
bahmer wrote:
This has been posted before but it is still funny thanks for the laughs.
Oops, sorry I missed it the first time around~
Jan 8, 2019 13:55:56 #
bahmer wrote:
This has been posted before but it is still funny thanks for the laughs.
Actually, the Democrats would do it if they could get away with it. Good way for them to buy more votes with taxpayer money.
Jan 8, 2019 14:00:13 #
Liberty Tree wrote:
Actually, the Democrats would do it if they could get away with it. Good way for them to buy more votes with taxpayer money.
I wouldn't put it past them considering the new crop of goof ball dimocrats now in the House!
Jan 8, 2019 14:22:06 #
Bad Bob
Loc: Virginia
Liberty Tree wrote:
Actually, the Democrats would do it if they could get away with it. Good way for them to buy more votes with taxpayer money.
Yeah like Reflubs in NC.
Jan 8, 2019 14:26:28 #
Bad Bob wrote:
Yeah like Reflubs in NC.
Or the socialist dimocrats in California Boob?
Jan 8, 2019 14:38:14 #
Jakebrake wrote:
Democratic Senators are considering introducing le... (show quote)
"Said Sen. Dick Durbin, II: “As a senator with no abilities, I
believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be
extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers
to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her
inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a
good salary for doing so.'"
I have an idea where they can go...
Jan 8, 2019 18:42:19 #
Jan 9, 2019 10:07:56 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
Jakebrake wrote:
Democratic Senators are considering introducing le... (show quote)
Fine take away the remote, trash the games and put a lock on the food and tell them to get their ass out there and get a job. Now that creates motivation
Jan 9, 2019 10:23:02 #
Bad Bob
Loc: Virginia
Jakebrake wrote:
Or the socialist dimocrats in California Boob?
Why would the Crats have to cheat in Ca?
Jan 9, 2019 12:19:12 #
Jakebrake wrote:
Democratic Senators are considering introducing le... (show quote)
Love it! Very fitting!
But before you go and chastise the US Post Office for incompetence, just remember what the head of that department told the president as to why they couldn't break even. He said that they would finally be able to turn a profit as soon as the fad of emailing and texting ran it's course and died off.
Jan 9, 2019 12:35:06 #
I hadn't seen this before but based on what I see of the current crop of university students it's overdue. It seems that our culture has shifted and "Stupid is the new Smart".
Jan 9, 2019 16:35:10 #
Jan 9, 2019 17:24:28 #
They weren't making a profit or breaking even before the internet, emailing, texting and all the rest came along! Mike
waltmoreno wrote:
Love it! Very fitting!
But before you go and chastise the US Post Office for incompetence, just remember what the head of that department told the president as to why they couldn't break even. He said that they would finally be able to turn a profit as soon as the fad of emailing and texting ran it's course and died off.
But before you go and chastise the US Post Office for incompetence, just remember what the head of that department told the president as to why they couldn't break even. He said that they would finally be able to turn a profit as soon as the fad of emailing and texting ran it's course and died off.
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