bahmer was having an affair with a married woman for quite some time. One day, her husband comes home early from work. The wife hears him come in, jumps up and tells bahm to go into the bathroom and hide. The moment he dives into the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the bed, the husband opens the door and comes in.
He stops in surprise at seeing his wife stark naked. ''What the hell are you doing?''
Thinking quickly, the wife says, ''Uhm...waiting for you.''
The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ''But you're naked.''
Again the woman says, ''Yeah... I was waiting for you.''
The husband relaxes and says, ''Hold on, I'm going to jump in the shower. I'll be back in a flash!''
The wife tries to stop him but he just ignores her and rushes for the bathroom. When he opens the bathroom door, there is a naked bahmer jumping around and clapping.
The husband asks,'' What in the hell are you doing?''
bahm replied, ''I'm the exterminator, and your wife called saying you guys had a problem with moths.''
The other man looks at him and says,''But... you're naked.''
bahmer looks down, jumps in surprise and mutters, ''Them little bastards!''
badbobby wrote:
bahmer was having an affair with a married woman for quite some time. One day, her husband comes home early from work. The wife hears him come in, jumps up and tells bahm to go into the bathroom and hide. The moment he dives into the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the bed, the husband opens the door and comes in.
He stops in surprise at seeing his wife stark naked. ''What the hell are you doing?''
Thinking quickly, the wife says, ''Uhm...waiting for you.''
The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ''But you're naked.''
Again the woman says, ''Yeah... I was waiting for you.''
The husband relaxes and says, ''Hold on, I'm going to jump in the shower. I'll be back in a flash!''
The wife tries to stop him but he just ignores her and rushes for the bathroom. When he opens the bathroom door, there is a naked bahmer jumping around and clapping.
The husband asks,'' What in the hell are you doing?''
bahm replied, ''I'm the exterminator, and your wife called saying you guys had a problem with moths.''
The other man looks at him and says,''But... you're naked.''
bahmer looks down, jumps in surprise and mutters, ''Them little bastards!''
bahmer was having an affair with a married woman ... (
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No "Bahmer" would have said "Amen and Amen"
badbobby wrote:
bahmer was having an affair with a married woman for quite some time. One day, her husband comes home early from work. The wife hears him come in, jumps up and tells bahm to go into the bathroom and hide. The moment he dives into the bathroom and she hides his clothes under the bed, the husband opens the door and comes in.
He stops in surprise at seeing his wife stark naked. ''What the hell are you doing?''
Thinking quickly, the wife says, ''Uhm...waiting for you.''
The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ''But you're naked.''
Again the woman says, ''Yeah... I was waiting for you.''
The husband relaxes and says, ''Hold on, I'm going to jump in the shower. I'll be back in a flash!''
The wife tries to stop him but he just ignores her and rushes for the bathroom. When he opens the bathroom door, there is a naked bahmer jumping around and clapping.
The husband asks,'' What in the hell are you doing?''
bahm replied, ''I'm the exterminator, and your wife called saying you guys had a problem with moths.''
The other man looks at him and says,''But... you're naked.''
bahmer looks down, jumps in surprise and mutters, ''Them little bastards!''
bahmer was having an affair with a married woman ... (
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They were very hungry moths I might say.
Bravo...
It's dangerous to get in your crosshairs Badbobby... But great fun for those of us watching from the bleachers...
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