An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
“How do you feel about making love?” he asked, rather tentatively.
“I would like it infrequently,” she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered: “Is that one word or two?”
badbobby wrote:
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
“How do you feel about making love?” he asked, rather tentatively.
“I would like it infrequently,” she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered: “Is that one word or two?”
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been... (
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I’ve been waiting to see you just so I could say you are a pleasure to chat with.,
You make me smile just because and I wish you and yours an amazing celebration of love, happiness and peace to your heart..
Thank You for being such a wonderful person...
Merry Christmas, my dear friend..
badbobby wrote:
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
“How do you feel about making love?” he asked, rather tentatively.
“I would like it infrequently,” she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered: “Is that one word or two?”
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been... (
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I know I can't compete with a response from L-J for your attention...but, that was a good-un, BB.
Nicely done...
Hope I am that witty when I reach my Golden years...
lindajoy wrote:
I’ve been waiting to see you just so I could say you are a pleasure to chat with.,
You make me smile just because and I wish you and yours an amazing celebration of love, happiness and peace to your heart..
Thank You for being such a wonderful person...
Is that a picture of badbobby's house complete with an outdoor bath I see.
bahmer wrote:
Is that a picture of badbobby's house complete with an outdoor bath I see.
If it is, I'd pay to see BB get up that ladder/stairway to the front door.
lindajoy wrote:
I’ve been waiting to see you just so I could say you are a pleasure to chat with.,
You make me smile just because and I wish you and yours an amazing celebration of love, happiness and peace to your heart..
Thank You for being such a wonderful person...
you .my lovely lady
are much too kind
thank you
and may you have many many more Merry Christmases
slatten49 wrote:
If it is, I'd pay to see BB get up that ladder/stairway to the front door.
Hey I could climb that ladder turn and dive off and
climb it again
I'm old
but I ain't done
badbobby wrote:
Hey I could climb that ladder turn and dive off and
climb it again
I'm old
but I ain't done
Yeah, you're done...need a fork put in ya'.
A pitchfork, as he's a tough old bird...er, uh, Squid.
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, you're done...need a fork put in ya'.
wanna race?
I'd give you a head start
cause I know how decrepit you are
badbobby wrote:
wanna race?
I'd give you a head start
cause I know how decrepit you are
First, let me time your 100 yd. dash on my calendar. Then, I'll let you know.
slatten49 wrote:
First, let me time your 100 yd. dash on my calendar. Then, I'll let you know.
Calender~~~ lololololololololooolool omg lolololl
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