: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!... - What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.... - What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).... - Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry....›
- What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.... - Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef....› - Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around.... ›› - Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.... - Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.... - Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.... .. - Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range....
: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!... - What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.... - What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).... - Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry....›
- What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.... - Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef....› - Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around.... ›› - Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.... - Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.... - Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.... .. - Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range....
: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Becau... (show quote)
: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!... - What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.... - What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).... - Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry....›
- What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.... - Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef....› - Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around.... ›› - Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? Because he rode the range.... - Why did the cowboy's car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.... - Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.... .. - Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range....
: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Becau... (show quote)
Sums me up nicely, cept you left out trucks, trains, rain, mama, prison and getting drunk