pafret Loc: Northeast

One Hundred Percent

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

It has an indisputable mathematical logic.

It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint, and it goes like this:

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.

It’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are!

debeda

Lolololololololhahahahahaha that's GREAT

Comment Loc: California

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

That is HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Noraa Loc: Kansas

Good one!!

Gatsby

Every time I hear that 100(+)% MBE, the Greek messenger, Pheidippides, comes to mind.

Having completed his assigned task, he dropped on the spot, dying of exhaustion. That was 100%.

As well as the millions of other warriors, before and since, who have given their all to a cause.

son of witless

Carol Kelly

I was having a party and we checked in just n time to read this. Everyone howled with laughter. But I couldn’t reply then. Thanks!

F.D.R.

It is absolutely correct. I've seen it many times.

pafret Loc: Northeast

That is why I never went out for track in high school. If it killed "Feedip" it would probably kill me as well.