when bahm was just 12
Oct 13, 2018 19:26:05 #
bahmers parents thought that they had discovered a genius way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 12-year-old son in the apartment.
He was promptly sent out on the balcony and told to report on all the neighborhood activities.
bahm began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.
"An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Andersons have company," bahm called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike, and the Coopers are having sex."
Mom and Dad shot up in bed.
"How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," bahm replied.
He was promptly sent out on the balcony and told to report on all the neighborhood activities.
bahm began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said.
"An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Andersons have company," bahm called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike, and the Coopers are having sex."
Mom and Dad shot up in bed.
"How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," bahm replied.
Oct 13, 2018 19:44:22 #
old marine
Loc: America home of the brave
badbobby wrote:
bahmers parents thought that they had discovered a... (show quote)
Children are not as dumb as you think.
Oct 13, 2018 20:25:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
bahmers parents thought that they had discovered a... (show quote)
One would've thought that, after having Bahmer, his parents would've abstained from ever having sex again.
Oct 14, 2018 12:00:50 #
badbobby wrote:
bahmers parents thought that they had discovered a... (show quote)
Yup that Cooper kid and I shared notes with each other that's how we learned about sex.
Oct 14, 2018 12:02:35 #
slatten49 wrote:
One would've thought that, after having Bahmer, his parents would've abstained from ever having sex again.
They practised safe sex for five years until my sister came along. That is all they they had and I am surprised that I got a sister as bad as I was.
Oct 14, 2018 12:23:08 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
They practised safe sex for five years until my sister came along. That is all they they had and I am surprised that I got a sister as bad as I was.
That's no way to talk about your sister. 
Oct 14, 2018 12:37:49 #
slatten49 wrote: That's no way to talk about your sister.
That's no way to talk about your sister. She passed away a tear ahead of my wife so I don't have a sister no more.
Oct 14, 2018 14:21:18 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
She passed away a tear ahead of my wife so I don't have a sister no more.
Sorry to read of your loss, Bahmer. I did not know.
Oct 14, 2018 17:22:39 #
slatten49 wrote:
Sorry to read of your loss, Bahmer. I did not know.
Thanks, but I didn't expect you to know. Still have my two daughters though.
Oct 15, 2018 10:00:51 #
slatten49 wrote:
One would've thought that, after having Bahmer, his parents would've abstained from ever having sex again.
yep you certainly would have thought so
Oct 15, 2018 10:08:50 #
badbobby wrote:
yep you certainly would have thought so
Long cold winters are the excuse for many children up north.
Oct 15, 2018 11:00:19 #
bahmer wrote:
Long cold winters are the excuse for many children up north.
and down south
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