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Obama Picks Rabid Anti-Gun Advocate To Be Surgeon General
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Mar 12, 2014 01:16:15   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
ginnyt wrote:
Oh well, I tried. You know I should go and apply for disability, seeing that I am humor impaired. You being a progressive kind of person would support me for the next 50 years or so.....right?

Speaking of silly things, have you heard about
Officials from the Occupational Safety and Health Administration inspected their own offices and cited themselves on three safely violations?


No, he supports your right to support; however, wishes someone else to pay for it. Perhaps...hmm...Harvey Weinstein. He is a 1%er.

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Mar 12, 2014 01:18:30   #
Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone
 
AuntiE wrote:
No, he supports your right to support; however, wishes someone else to pay for it. Perhaps...hmm...Harvey Weinstein. He is a 1%er.


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Well if he is not going to write the checks, then I will continue learning the art of humor!

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Mar 12, 2014 01:18:31   #
Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone
 
AuntiE wrote:
No, he supports your right to support; however, wishes someone else to pay for it. Perhaps...hmm...Harvey Weinstein. He is a 1%er.


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Well if he is not going to write the checks, then I will continue learning the art of humor!

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Mar 12, 2014 01:32:00   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
ginnyt wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Well if he is not going to write the checks, then I will continue learning the art of humor!


And, would you truly want money from Harvey Weinstein? :thumbdown:

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Mar 12, 2014 01:34:53   #
Brian Devon
 
AuntiE wrote:
Have they done anything to add value to anything?




Yes!!!

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Mar 12, 2014 01:40:58   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Brian Devon wrote:
Yes!!!


Which would be excite your male libido? Hmmm...

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Mar 12, 2014 01:46:32   #
Brian Devon
 
AuntiE wrote:
Which would be excite your male libido? Hmmm...








Ya think???

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Mar 12, 2014 01:51:11   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Brian Devon wrote:
Ya think???


But did they cure cancer, kidney disease, heart disease, quit watering their lawn due to drought, donate any money to a youth organization for educational advancement of less fortunate, donate money to a food bank, medical clinic or give up their limo for a Prius or Insight?

There are medications for libido issues. :idea:

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Mar 12, 2014 02:10:37   #
Brian Devon
 
[quote=AuntiE]But did they cure cancer, kidney disease, heart disease, quit watering their lawn due to drought, donate any money to a youth organization for educational advancement of less fortunate, donate money to a food bank, medical clinic or give up their limo for a Prius or Insight?





I get your point. I married her because she is exceedingly kind, a good conversationalist, and extremely funny......with rejoinders more than jokes. I also valued her liberalism.

Boob jokes aside, if given a choice to have been stuck on an island with either Marilyn Monroe or humanitarian Audrey Hepburn, I would have chosen Audrey. The percentage of time one spends having sex is vastly dwarfed by the hours of companionship.

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Mar 12, 2014 02:26:01   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
[quote=Brian Devon]
AuntiE wrote:
But did they cure cancer, kidney disease, heart disease, quit watering their lawn due to drought, donate any money to a youth organization for educational advancement of less fortunate, donate money to a food bank, medical clinic or give up their limo for a Prius or Insight?





I get your point. I married her because she is exceedingly kind, a good conversationalist, and extremely funny......with rejoinders more than jokes. I also valued her liberalism.

Boob jokes aside, if given a choice to have been stuck on an island with either Marilyn Monroe or humanitarian Audrey Hepburn, I would have chosen Audrey. The percentage of time one spends having sex is vastly dwarfed by the hours of companionship.
But did they cure cancer, kidney disease, heart di... (show quote)


Audrey Hepburn was always a lady of grace and dignity.

As you say, one spends more time in conversation then in physical intimacy.

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Mar 12, 2014 07:28:56   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
ginnyt wrote:
Oh well, I tried. You know I should go and apply for disability, seeing that I am humor impaired. You being a progressive kind of person would support me for the next 50 years or so.....right?

Speaking of silly things, have you heard about
Officials from the Occupational Safety and Health Administration inspected their own offices and cited themselves on three safely violations?


Speaking of bureaucratic idiots: A number of years ago, OSHA inspected a place I worked. There was a door with a large window. You could see outside. We got fined for not having an "exit" sign over the door with the large window.

Even more years ago, I lived in the FL Keys. a friend of mine who had retired from the Navy asked me to stay aboard his sailboat that he had bought as a "fixer-upper" liveaboard in his retirement, while he went to Ohio on some business for a few weeks. I was boarded by the Marine Patrol, who cited me for having a head that flushed directly into the ocean, rather than into a holding tank. However, it was perfectly legal to do your business in a 5 gallon bucket and throw it overboard. I'm not making this one up. I thought it was a practical joke, since my friend knew so many of the MP officers. It wasn't.

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Mar 12, 2014 07:34:35   #
Liberty Tree
 
Brian Devon wrote:
Republicans should be thankful to have a surgeon general who cares about foot risks.......especially because so many of them suffer from foot-in-mouth disease.


Democrats should want one who cares about brain disease since theirs functions so poorly.

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Mar 12, 2014 07:36:46   #
Liberty Tree
 
The Dutchman wrote:
Obama Picks Rabid Anti-Gun Advocate To Be Surgeon General

Vivek Murthy is just 36 years old and has not worked in the real world as a physician.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjERrOrnAfo&feature=player_embedded


It does not matter to the Democrats. If Obama picked him they will bow down and applaud the choice no matter who it is or what the lack of qualifications might be. It comes with the koolade.

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Mar 12, 2014 08:29:38   #
Paul Andy
 
Brian Devon wrote:
The Center for Disease Control (CDC) considers gun homicides an important enough health issue that they keep tabs on those numbers.

Last year there were 11,078 such deaths. Many of us would definitely like a Surgeon General who is conscientious enough to not ignore those numbers nor treat them in a cavalier fashion.

President Obama should be applauded for his choice. Let's see how many senators are brave enough to stand up to the NRA bullying.

I would-n't waste any time waiting on CRAPITOL Hill Senators to challenge King Obama and his ideological minions, Surgeon-General or otherwise. A bigger gaggle of truly gutless wonders there never was, nor ever again will be.
Let's reestablish what we all know anyway: This is-n't about disease prevention OR gun control. It's about CONTROLLING YOU AND ME! It's strictly personal with this Regime. So-called civility is only for those who agree with THEIR myopic Weltanschaung. For the rest of us: control for it's own sake.

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Mar 12, 2014 08:49:39   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
ginnyt wrote:
So when he says that your hands and feet need to be regulated, what will be your comment then?? He also says that more people die in hospitals.....duh! Here is the interview....

"At a recent conference in Washington D.C., The Butcher, punditfromanotherplanet‘s Editor-in-Chief , had an opportunity to interview Dr. Vivek Murthy. Here are the highlights of our exclusive interview:

The Butcher: Do you think your medical background and qualifications are what led the White House to tap you as nominee for Surgeon General? Or your close political ties with the White House, and record of advocacy of Barack Obama?

Dr. Murthy: (laughing) It’s definitely the latter.

The Butcher: Have you ever been the head of a major hospital?

Dr. Murthy: No, I haven’t.

The Butcher: Have you ever been the head of a department at a major hospital?

Dr. Murthy: Actually, no.

The Butcher: A small hospital? Or..okay, let’s move on to the next question. Have you had any influence on president Obama’s tobacco habit? Encouraged him to quit?

Dr. Murthy: He assures me that he no longer smokes. I believe he tells Mrs. Obama that, too.

The Butcher: Your nomination has stirred controversy among first amendment experts, and gun-rights advocates. Is it true that you advocate treating firearms as a disease?

Dr. Murthy: Yes, a preventable disease. I’m not the first to suggest this, though it’s only one of many things that pose a grave danger, and probably should be viewed as a disease. Automobiles, for example.

The Butcher: Automobiles?

Dr. Murthy: Yes! Did you know that in 2011, 89 people were killed on the roadways of America, each day? Thousands of people each year die needlessly, because of cars. If I become Surgeon General, I will become a leading advocate for classifying automobiles a disease.

The Butcher: I’ve heard that you also view swimming pools as dangerous.

Dr. Murthy: Don’t get me started on swimming pools.



The Butcher: What about scissors?

Dr. Murthy: Yes, scissors, too. Very dangerous. Self-inflicted accidental scissor injuries are common. Deaths are less common, unless more than one individual is involved, and it’s a violent act, using scissors as a weapon.

The Butcher: What about other types of violent deaths? As a health care expert, I’d imagine you are interested in developing ways to prevent homicides. What about beatings? When one person beats another person to death?

Dr. Murthy: People don’t realize how deadly hands and feet are. So many preventable deaths result from violence caused by hands, and feet. Especially feet wearing boots, or shoes. If I become Surgeon General, I pledge to do everything in my power to prevent that. Classifying boots as a disease is one way to accomplish that. Hands, too. And bare feet, as well, not just feet wearing boots, or shoes.

The Butcher: Your most controversial position of all is your view that hospitals should be viewed as a deadly disease. Is that true?

Dr. Murthy: Oh, definitely. Hospitals kill more people each year than all those other things combined. As Surgeon General, I’d classify them as a preventable disease, and take measures to limit access to hospitals, medical centers, and emergency rooms. Medical research facilities, and laboratories, institutions that aren’t involved in the treatment or care of patients, are an exception. Those I wouldn’t necessarily recommend classifying as a disease.

The Butcher: Are you sure president Obama is a successful non-smoker?

Dr. Murthy: No comment.

The Butcher: Thank you for your time, Dr. Murthy, and good luck with the nomination.

Dr. Murthy: You’re welcome."

http://punditfromanotherplanet.com/2014/03/10/exclusive-interview-with-obamas-surgeon-general-nominee-dr-vivek-murthy/
So when he says that your hands and feet need to b... (show quote)


Genney, you left off the very end of your copy/paste...read the very last line....


The Butcher: Are you sure president Obama is a successful non-smoker?

Dr. Murthy: No comment.

The Butcher: Thank you for your time, Dr. Murthy, and good luck with the nomination.

Dr. Murthy: You’re welcome.


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