Squiddiddler Loc: Phoenix

I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Crown Royal and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break.

So I drank all the Crown Royal before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
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New Rules

Senior Drivers No Longer Need Driver’s License


My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in and on his front lawn.
He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.
He said with excitement, "You appear quite elderly to be driving."
"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore."
"You don't need a driver's license anymore?!?"
That's right! The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a drivers license.
I told him 'yes' and handed it to him He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the wastebasket, saying, 'You won't need this anymore'.
So I thanked him and left!"

"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
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And Then There's,

Big dog

I've been there at the first one. I completely believe the second, and I'm familiar with the third. Good job.

bahmer

Good ones Squid thanks for the morning laughs

badbobby Loc: texas

thanks Squid
I have to have mine renewed in just ten months
I know I can drive ok
but I'm worried that they might not know it at the license bureau
BTW
I aint gonna see no doctor before then neither

Oldschool 101

Check your gas gauge...unless your on a horse...

badbobby Loc: texas

well it ain't exactly a horse