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Sep 20, 2018 08:47:19   #
buffalo Loc: Texas
 
Washington, DC - Supreme Court Justice Nominee Brett Kavanaugh is in hot water again over another decades-old claim of lawlessness: this time for jaywalking. Retired DC Police Sergeant William Gortronski recently sent a confidential letter detailing the allegations to Senator Cory Booker, who immediately made the information public in what he self-described as "...yet another 'I am Spartacus' moment."

The letter provides a detailed account of the circumstances leading up to the crime:

I was off duty at the time resting on the patio of a nearby pastry store, and clearly saw a young man crossing between adjacent signals and not in a designated crosswalk. I was off duty, but driving a squad car at the time. I quickly ran to it and called for backup. I then proceeded to give chase on foot, but lost him in a crowd. After questioning several witnesses, I was not able to ascertain his name, but I'm sure it was him now that I've seen his photograph recently on the news. I would testify under oath it was him. That crime has haunted me all these years. I still remember his smug face, it was as if he didn't care one bit about obeying our pedestrian traffic laws. I have no proof, but he clearly looked like someone who had done this before and I was terrified he would strike again.

The alleged offense occurred in 1983 when the accused was 18 years old and could have been charged as an adult. Jaywalking is a serious crime, punishable by arrest and up to a $20 fine in the metropolitan DC area.

In an interview on CNN, Princeton Law Professor Harold Bunknick noted that "this information just further illustrates the dark personality of the young Brett Kavanaugh - a pattern of crime and hostility to order and everything decent. It sickens me that he went on get to a JD from Yale and become a judge himself."

The FBI has already started investigating the matter and his nomination is on hold while the charges are looked into. Several leaked documents appear to show there may be additional jaywalking charges stemming from this period of Mr. Kavanaugh's life, and a possible federal racketeering charge stemming from a 1985 incident, in which he allegedly led an entire gang of criminal jaywalkers crossing against a 'Don't Walk' signal.

There is some speculation that the crime dramatized in the May 15, 1993 edition of America's Most Wanted, entitled "The DC Serial Jaywalker," is likely Mr. Kavanaugh.



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Sep 20, 2018 09:09:02   #
PZG1225 Loc: Florida
 
buffalo wrote:
Washington, DC - Supreme Court Justice Nominee Brett Kavanaugh is in hot water again over another decades-old claim of lawlessness: this time for jaywalking. Retired DC Police Sergeant William Gortronski recently sent a confidential letter detailing the allegations to Senator Cory Booker, who immediately made the information public in what he self-described as "...yet another 'I am Spartacus' moment."

The letter provides a detailed account of the circumstances leading up to the crime:

I was off duty at the time resting on the patio of a nearby pastry store, and clearly saw a young man crossing between adjacent signals and not in a designated crosswalk. I was off duty, but driving a squad car at the time. I quickly ran to it and called for backup. I then proceeded to give chase on foot, but lost him in a crowd. After questioning several witnesses, I was not able to ascertain his name, but I'm sure it was him now that I've seen his photograph recently on the news. I would testify under oath it was him. That crime has haunted me all these years. I still remember his smug face, it was as if he didn't care one bit about obeying our pedestrian traffic laws. I have no proof, but he clearly looked like someone who had done this before and I was terrified he would strike again.

The alleged offense occurred in 1983 when the accused was 18 years old and could have been charged as an adult. Jaywalking is a serious crime, punishable by arrest and up to a $20 fine in the metropolitan DC area.

In an interview on CNN, Princeton Law Professor Harold Bunknick noted that "this information just further illustrates the dark personality of the young Brett Kavanaugh - a pattern of crime and hostility to order and everything decent. It sickens me that he went on get to a JD from Yale and become a judge himself."

The FBI has already started investigating the matter and his nomination is on hold while the charges are looked into. Several leaked documents appear to show there may be additional jaywalking charges stemming from this period of Mr. Kavanaugh's life, and a possible federal racketeering charge stemming from a 1985 incident, in which he allegedly led an entire gang of criminal jaywalkers crossing against a 'Don't Walk' signal.

There is some speculation that the crime dramatized in the May 15, 1993 edition of America's Most Wanted, entitled "The DC Serial Jaywalker," is likely Mr. Kavanaugh.
Washington, DC - Supreme Court Justice Nominee Bre... (show quote)



Please tell me this is satire.


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Sep 20, 2018 09:11:58   #
1969skoops
 
After watching what CNN, MSNBC,FOX and the 630pm evening news ABC,CBS,NBC and those on the LEFT, have made up my mind about Ford- I would not piss on a Democrat if they were on fire!!

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Sep 20, 2018 09:12:05   #
buffalo Loc: Texas
 
PZG1225 wrote:
Please tell me this is satire.



This whole Kavanaugh accusation by moonbats is bullshit satire! Of course it is!

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Sep 20, 2018 09:12:17   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
buffalo wrote:
Washington, DC - Supreme Court Justice Nominee Brett Kavanaugh is in hot water again over another decades-old claim of lawlessness: this time for jaywalking. Retired DC Police Sergeant William Gortronski recently sent a confidential letter detailing the allegations to Senator Cory Booker, who immediately made the information public in what he self-described as "...yet another 'I am Spartacus' moment."

The letter provides a detailed account of the circumstances leading up to the crime:

I was off duty at the time resting on the patio of a nearby pastry store, and clearly saw a young man crossing between adjacent signals and not in a designated crosswalk. I was off duty, but driving a squad car at the time. I quickly ran to it and called for backup. I then proceeded to give chase on foot, but lost him in a crowd. After questioning several witnesses, I was not able to ascertain his name, but I'm sure it was him now that I've seen his photograph recently on the news. I would testify under oath it was him. That crime has haunted me all these years. I still remember his smug face, it was as if he didn't care one bit about obeying our pedestrian traffic laws. I have no proof, but he clearly looked like someone who had done this before and I was terrified he would strike again.

The alleged offense occurred in 1983 when the accused was 18 years old and could have been charged as an adult. Jaywalking is a serious crime, punishable by arrest and up to a $20 fine in the metropolitan DC area.

In an interview on CNN, Princeton Law Professor Harold Bunknick noted that "this information just further illustrates the dark personality of the young Brett Kavanaugh - a pattern of crime and hostility to order and everything decent. It sickens me that he went on get to a JD from Yale and become a judge himself."

The FBI has already started investigating the matter and his nomination is on hold while the charges are looked into. Several leaked documents appear to show there may be additional jaywalking charges stemming from this period of Mr. Kavanaugh's life, and a possible federal racketeering charge stemming from a 1985 incident, in which he allegedly led an entire gang of criminal jaywalkers crossing against a 'Don't Walk' signal.

There is some speculation that the crime dramatized in the May 15, 1993 edition of America's Most Wanted, entitled "The DC Serial Jaywalker," is likely Mr. Kavanaugh.
Washington, DC - Supreme Court Justice Nominee Bre... (show quote)


Lololololl, ain’t it about the truth!!!!! Great morning chuckle my friend!!!

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Sep 20, 2018 09:42:03   #
bylm1-Bernie
 
buffalo wrote:
This whole Kavanaugh accusation by moonbats is bullshit satire! Of course it is!




I'm sure we'll be seeing more of these. I needed a good laugh this morning. I think I'll send this to some of my friends.

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Sep 20, 2018 09:57:17   #
old marine Loc: America home of the brave
 
lindajoy wrote:
Lololololl, ain’t it about the truth!!!!! Great morning chuckle my friend!!!


Good morning lindajoy.

Another complaint against the nominee for SCOTUS was filed this morning. It is reported that he assaulted a four year girl on the daycare play ground and took her lollipop.

She rememberes it because her daddy told her all about it last week when those nice people gave her daddy all that money.

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Sep 20, 2018 11:12:49   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
PZG1225 wrote:
Please tell me this is satire.




No -- It looks like Gospel to me.

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Sep 20, 2018 13:17:24   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
buffalo wrote:
Washington, DC - Supreme Court Justice Nominee Brett Kavanaugh is in hot water again over another decades-old claim of lawlessness: this time for jaywalking. Retired DC Police Sergeant William Gortronski recently sent a confidential letter detailing the allegations to Senator Cory Booker, who immediately made the information public in what he self-described as "...yet another 'I am Spartacus' moment."

The letter provides a detailed account of the circumstances leading up to the crime:

I was off duty at the time resting on the patio of a nearby pastry store, and clearly saw a young man crossing between adjacent signals and not in a designated crosswalk. I was off duty, but driving a squad car at the time. I quickly ran to it and called for backup. I then proceeded to give chase on foot, but lost him in a crowd. After questioning several witnesses, I was not able to ascertain his name, but I'm sure it was him now that I've seen his photograph recently on the news. I would testify under oath it was him. That crime has haunted me all these years. I still remember his smug face, it was as if he didn't care one bit about obeying our pedestrian traffic laws. I have no proof, but he clearly looked like someone who had done this before and I was terrified he would strike again.

The alleged offense occurred in 1983 when the accused was 18 years old and could have been charged as an adult. Jaywalking is a serious crime, punishable by arrest and up to a $20 fine in the metropolitan DC area.

In an interview on CNN, Princeton Law Professor Harold Bunknick noted that "this information just further illustrates the dark personality of the young Brett Kavanaugh - a pattern of crime and hostility to order and everything decent. It sickens me that he went on get to a JD from Yale and become a judge himself."

The FBI has already started investigating the matter and his nomination is on hold while the charges are looked into. Several leaked documents appear to show there may be additional jaywalking charges stemming from this period of Mr. Kavanaugh's life, and a possible federal racketeering charge stemming from a 1985 incident, in which he allegedly led an entire gang of criminal jaywalkers crossing against a 'Don't Walk' signal.

There is some speculation that the crime dramatized in the May 15, 1993 edition of America's Most Wanted, entitled "The DC Serial Jaywalker," is likely Mr. Kavanaugh.
Washington, DC - Supreme Court Justice Nominee Bre... (show quote)


He was also guilty of riding his bicycle after dark without a light on the bike. For both offenses, he deserves ten lashes with a wet noodle.

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Sep 20, 2018 13:30:44   #
PulletSurprise Loc: Columbus, GA
 
Now, the latest news¦ allegations of Exposure!

Judge Brett Kavanaugh and Judge Roy Moore have been alleged to have expose themselves to anybody and everybody as they ran around their houses in 1966 and 1948 respectively.
Both men state that they are innocent... Neither remembers dropping their diapers.

The Washington Post is dispatching a dozen reporters to instigate/investigate the allegations?
Attorney Gloria Allred will mis/represent any potential accusers.





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Sep 20, 2018 13:45:26   #
buffalo Loc: Texas
 
Next it will be revealed he farted in the locker room after gym class.

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Sep 21, 2018 06:22:36   #
SweetLou
 
Good work buffalo...we got 'em this time!

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Sep 21, 2018 16:25:42   #
mark medicus
 
OMG he sucked on his mamma's TIT when he was 4 months old..some one tell ms frankenstien

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Sep 22, 2018 06:03:09   #
buffalo Loc: Texas
 
This just in--An ex-spirt at CNN has just confirmed that A Kavanaugh confirmation will increase global warming by 3 degrees...

Will the horror stories of this horrible man never end?

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Sep 22, 2018 06:23:58   #
buffalo Loc: Texas
 
Now comes Juanita Broaddrick offering to testify in Kavanaugh accuser's absence...

Juanita Broaddrick, who accused Bill Clinton of raping her in 1978 while he was running for governor of Arkansas, says she will testify before the U.S. Senate if Brett Kavanaugh's accuser will not.

"Just a thought"If Christine Ford declines to be interviewed Monday. I'm available to answer questions about my Rape by Bill Clinton, Broaddrick tweeted this week in the midst of the sexual misconduct allegations which have plagued the nomination of Judge Kavanaugh.

Juanita Broaddrick
@atensnut
Just a thought......If Christine Ford declines to be interviewed Monday.... I'm available to answer questions about my Rape by Bill Clinton
Christine Blasey Ford accused Kavanaugh of sexual assault over 36 years ago when they were both teenagers. The Senate Judiciary Committee is currently in tense negotiations, attempting to secure testimony from Dr. Christine Blasey Ford.

Broaddrick claimed that Clinton raped her, but has never received a public hearing or trial over her experience. According to Broaddrick's retelling of the encounter to The Washington Post:

Arriving later in the lobby, he called and asked if they could have coffee in her room instead because there were too many reporters in the lobby, Broaddrick said. "Stupid me, I ordered coffee to the room,"€ she said. "I thought we were going to talk about the campaign."€

As she tells the story, they spent only a few minutes chatting by the window "Clinton pointed to an old jail he wanted to renovate if he became governor" before he began kissing her. She resisted his advances, she said, but soon he pulled her back onto the bed and forcibly had sex with her. She said she did not scream because everything happened so quickly. Her upper lip was bruised and swollen after the encounter because, she said, he had grabbed onto it with his mouth.

"The last thing he said to me was, "You better get some ice for that, And he put on his sunglasses and walked out the door," she recalled.

Broaddrick also tweeted, calling Dianne Feinstein a "hypocrite"€ for not listening to her accounts with Bill Clinton when she went public as a victim in 1999 during Bill Clinton's impeachment.



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